I wouldn’t trade for
song brings back
hair that isn’t gray! Happy Birthday, man!
old you are!
Funny Birthday Poems
,
a friend who • You know you’re old when… a Donna Summer gotten past things! Like youth and obsessed with age! Like me! I can’t believe how , • Happy Birthday to kid.
• Today, you have officially • Friend, some people are , best. Where’s the cake?no longer a drawing…for retirement’!websites:
the birthday cake. Wishing you the baby sit is wheel, the first cave of significant things! Like ‘always save money
Choose from These
Information obtained from of birthday is you used to things! Invention of the to remind you shape.
BEAUTY AND THE BOTOX
• The best part 
• You know you’re old when… that adorable kid
has witnessed great • As your friend, I am here
too bad of
wine. Happy Birthday, Friend!legendary Keith Richards.
a man who five cents!
hey you’re still driving! You’re not in a delicious vintage
you for the • Happy Birthday to bread was only
• I know you’re not thirty, flirty, and thriving but make you into
• You know you’re old when… teenagers start mistaking more dinosaurs!
A BELATED "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
tell me when age.
on you and than beer.of his childhood, recalled to him. Unfortunately, there are no
friend who can better about my a grape, I would stomp
of more food have fond memories
• Cheers to a make myself feel
• If you were • You know you’re old when… your fridge consists you deserves to
mistake! A HUGE mistake!is only to age!
to have fun.• A man like would be a
friend, even if it good for your out at night
THE PERFECT GIFT
is cake!
the same: calling you young you as my unbelievable. You look pretty
used to go be deep, but hey, at least there
and they’ll tell you older than me. I love having say later on
same time you be gray, your wrinkles may
• Friend, don’t mind me, but ask anyone
ROCK STAR
will ALWAYS be anything else I
sleepy at the • Your beard may
is astounding!proud to say
now, it might make • You know you’re old when… you start feeling
here! Today, is no different!of your years
someone I am tell one lie
man.of time, you have been
• Remembering you today, friend, is easy! The sheer number • Happy Birthday to
year older, but if I
LONG IN THE TOOTH
now an old • Since the dawn
you are old!Big Wheel.
you don’t look another Karate Kid is that gut!
a little more. That is because scrunchy socks, jelly shoes, and drives a best! I would say
• You know you’re old when… the once adorable and holding in
friend, you might ache be a ‘Toys R’ Us’ kid who wears
• Wishing you the offices.
a receding hairline • On this date grow up. You can always
pretty good day.
MIDNIGHT PIZZA
and other public 
another year of
cave!you have to
still on a running for president
• Here is to not in a
getting older doesn’t necessarily mean though, wouldn’t it? Your birthday is
• You know you’re old when… your mates start birthday, anyway!on canvas and
you know that pretty kick butt a bonfire.
is young! Call it “experience” and enjoy your glad! You can paint • Just to let
birthday? Just kidding. That would be your cake create
still thinks he • Today friend, you should be
be called “young” by a door-to-door salesman. Enjoy your day!born on your
• You know you’re old when… the candles on old man who
one here!least likely to Chuck Norris was
SO WHAT
on a website.• Cheers to an
are the grayest birthday today, you are the • Did you know
year of birth age) Best wishes!is unforgettable! Mainly because you
people celebrating their together.to choose your
lies about her a friend who • Of all the and crazy adventures
to scroll down young! (Only because she • Happy Birthday to
Mt. Everest.years of wild • You know you’re old when… it takes forever
woman who stays built without you!leisurely stroll up
have many more have retired.
A FUNNY BIRTHDAY POEM
• Cheers to a ways! The pyramids wouldn’t have been
GETTING RIPE
in Tahiti! Go for a 
my friend. I hope we
sportsmen and women electricity!
in the old young once! Go skydiving! Go skinny dipping
STILL enjoys being
• You know you’re old when… all your favorite a simpler time. Like, before there was
• Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated not?!”. You are only about me and
block”.• Looking at you, woman, reminds me of
hoarse! Happy Birthday, buddy!“Why the hell
everything there is mind is, “I hope she’s wearing sun have!)
today, I would go wind and go someone who knows
that crosses your around, forever! (That’s because you
to your age caution to the
• Happy Birthday to the first thought you have been
to count up
should just throw ice cream.in bikini and
• Happy Birthday, woman! Sometimes, I feel like • If I tried
age you really free cake and smoking hot girl
SOME-TIMERS
old as you!your age!
to be your I’ll enjoy eating
• You know you’re old when… you see a us that we’re not as
for you! It will match • When you get
as much as music.
happy! Thanks for reminding
wishes come true
the Kovel’s Antique Guide! Well done!
enjoy your day are now elevator
presence makes others a million birthday
latest edition of you. I hope you
• You know you’re old when… your favorite songs woman whose very • Friend, I hope that
listed in the Happy Birthday to a dinosaur. Happy Birthday.
ZERO TO 60
• You are a just getting old!
their childhood toys house to yourself!
ever owned was here!someone who is
enough to have enjoy having the first pet you
you have been age! Oh wait–that’s wine. Happy Birthday to who is old
town–so you can people assume the
of time that and better with Congratulations to someone
out on the You know you’re old when to marvel at! Like the length
getting more valuable talk about. Happy Birthday and to a night
THE BEST FACE
a dinosaur.
• Today, girl, there are things
someone who is that you always
husband treats you ever owned was it is: your age!
• Happy Birthday to from your childhood • My best wishes! I hope your
first pet you stand out, woman! I know what of the year, many, many years ago, you were born! I guess that’s something!
of the toys know. You are one-in-a-million.
• You know you’re old when… people assume the that makes you • Friend, on this day
ran across one most spectacular, sensational, wisest people you accidentally.
• There is something oldest person here!
downtown and I one of the purpose and not
cost a lot! Happy Birthday, woman!something…that I’m not the the antique store
• Happy Birthday from having children on
down, just because candles me grateful for • I was at
SEE THE GLASS HALF FULL
fire department then?• You know you’re old when… your mates start
budget we cut • Today, my friend, you have made a row!
and cancel the a middle-aged man/woman.been alive, and the cake
hundred!20 years in dining room. Happy Birthday… should I call
to you as that you have day over a
for more than middle of your • You know you’re old when… a teenager refers
all the years were born, I almost fainted! You don’t look a to celebrate it
bonfire in the forgetting them.• Here is to
in which you successful you decided were having a
DOLLARAMA
will end up is!
about the year party was SO
cake?! I thought we they know you
its original color birthday, friend! When I thought Your 21st Birthday
• That’s your birthday their secrets because
60 IS THE NEW 50...ISH
so many times, she doesn’t remember what 
it was your
you.
you are now! Think about it. Happy Birthday, Old Yeller!to tell you
dyed her hair at the date, I realized that
I met you! Just kidding, friend. Happy Birthday to times older than
• You know you’re old when… kids feel safe woman who has
• When I looked true but then
a dog…you’d be 7 impact the environment.
• Cheers to a for all
think it was • If you were itself, but also negatively
together. Best wishes!• Hilarious Birthday Messages are? I used to
lifetime.than your cake
went to school • You Know You’re Old when…
THE PORCELAIN LORD
the wiser you will last a
become more expensive age, but remember we
• Q&A Birthday Jokesolder you are wrinkles it brings
cake not only young for your Man
old sang the year but the on your birthday
BIRTHDAYS SUCK
• Girl, you look amazingly Quotes for a
• You know that
comes once a
• You know you’re old when… the numerous candles this glorious woman’s birthday!
• Funny Happy Birthday
THIS IS YOUR GIFT
play you.• Your birthday only
age.
to say about for a Woman
be perfect to ice cream.
A: A brand new
THE FIRST ROUND
you are going • Funny Birthday Messages
about your life, Linda Blair would
free cake and
on your birthday?
watch out what
BOO HOO HOO
for Friendsmake a movie
I’ll enjoy eating
you always receive
the question and • Funny Birthday Messages
someone was to
LOOK WHO'S TURNING 100
as much as 
Q: What gift do
• Mirror, mirror, on the wall, pay attention to
suit their personalities.
I think if enjoy your day
A: Cheese cake.a hundred!
"OLD PERSON" SMELL
light-hearted ways that 
about it and
you. I hope you
Bang Theory?live to be
days in the • I was thinking
• Happy Birthday to from the Big
hope! A woman can commemorate their special
a row!
on Antique Roadshow!party of Penny
fills me with are humorous and
20 years in to be appraised
at the birthday • Looking at you
send to friends, women, and men that
for more than are officially able
cake was served photos of you.messages you can
to celebrate it • Many happy returns! I believe you Q: What type of
AGING GRACELESSLY
have those graduation are funny. Located here are
successful you decided faraway places.
A: Inside a cat-alogue!any reason, remember I still
them messages that party was SO
loved ones in your cat?blackmail me for
seriously, one must send • Your 21st Birthday messages to your
birthday present for the best today. However, if you ever
take life too of Elsa, “Let it go! Let it go!”telegraphs to send
find the best • I love you, girl, and I’m wishing you
know not to up there. In the words
• You know you’re old when… you once used Q: Where can you result in that!
associate with who
old. You’re just getting is located.A: Coop-cakes!
FROM A SLOUCH
of accumulation would 
special people you
• Best wishes. You’re not THAT where your prostate
parties?has it all! One hundred years
To celebrate the someone.• You know you’re old when… you finally know
at their birthday the woman who
their birthday…someone good looking, super smart, charismatic, and charming. Wait…I meant FROM or have died.
love to eat • Happy Birthday to hurt anyone’s feelings, let alone on
• Happy Birthday to can’t remember them Q: What do chickens
first time!care, because you wouldn’t like to
like me.friends because they
the 2000s?born, the sun shone… for the very
be handled with movie quotes just safe with your
IT'S YOU I WANT TO THANK
each other before • When you were
of humor! Of course, teasing should always is fluent in
• You know you’re old when… your secrets are have problems with build Stonehenge!
a great sense a friend who
organize a party.Q: Why did couples
was like to occurrences and has
lesson #1, right? Happy Birthday to
it when you A: Old age.
me what it to handle different
our town. That was life • You know you’re old when… your neighbors don’t even know in common?
an ancient woman! Someday, you will tell who knows how wreck havoc on
any man-made laws.most birthdays have • Happy Birthday to
DON'T YOU WORRY
sign of someone if you’re a God, you say ‘YES!’ . If you don’t Mr. Stay Puft will
age without breaking who have the
been thirty… fifty times!thing! It is the
• If someone asks someone half your
Q: What do people woman who has
getting older, is a good Birthday to you, dear friend!
• You know you’re old when… you can date holidays.
• Cheers to a that one is this lustrous world. Forget the wrinkles, sore joints, forgetfulness, and gray hair. Happiest of Happy
you with anti-aging wrinkle creams.born on public never run! Happy Birthday, old lady!
CLUTCH
laugh about situations, even the fact your birth into
• You know you’re old when… marketers start targeting
A: They were both dye and mascara things in life. Being able to
the day of Beatles concert.in common?
• May your hair
BEST SISTER EVER
who appreciate funny 
good cheer. Celebrate in merriment
ever attended a Lincoln both have
we’re kids. Happy birthday, bestie.are the ones
cake and drink • You know you’re old when… if you have
Christ and Abraham we met when
be associated with on divine birthday head.
Q: What do Jesus in doggy years. I’m so glad
that one can we fill up is on your
AGING CAN BE SO FUN
A: Mice cream.old? Oh jeez, that’s almost dead
this world. The best people
joyous occasion where glasses when it her birthday party?
• Wait, you are how people came into
to be a for your reading to eat at
apart. That says something, don’t you think? Stay fabulous, babe.
in which special • Stop crying. This is supposed
• You know you’re old when… you search everywhere average cat love better together than
occasions! They mark dates the ‘Macarena’.a disaster.
REVOLVING DOORS
Q: What does the girls who are Birthdays are joyful
how to do candles might cause A: Your ever-growing age!
and we’re still two you, my friend!
someone who remembers afraid your birthday
comes down?all these years
follow the crowd! Happy birthday to • Happy Birthday to because they are
up, but never ever for each other
were one to you, Happy Birthday.
your birthday bash
How do you write funny birthday poems?
what constantly goes thin. We’ve been there you never really that person is on standby for any chance know through thick and
grow older, but then again just in case firefighters to be Q: Do you by by each other wiser as they
it’s somebody’s birthday and • You know you’re old when… your friends pay survived the dinosaurs! Happy Birthday, man!• We have stuck Most men become a secret. I do believe taking you hostage.
me how you real kid again!you hold!• I’ll tell you not interested in • Someday, you will tell feel like a the more wisdom out your candles.
• You know you’re old when… hostage takers are looking at you! Happy Birthday, man!so you can hair you have I will blow look.is not really candles for you the more gray your cake and how young you age, then that person
blow out your rule of thumb of cake, I will leave. If you don’t, I will find keep telling you • If someone doesn’t acknowledge your year, but no worries- I’m here to Happy birthday, my friend! Just remember, as a general
me a piece • You know you’re old when… your loved ones alive?your age this Happy birthday, my friend!you. If you give and repulsive.the oldest man are sad about offending you!for people like teenagers’ birthday parties annoying feel to be
• Hey bestie, I know you any risk of me a nightmare • You know you’re old when… you start finding achieved something! How does it
am.withoutwith you. Skills that make drastically decline.• Today, you have really
weighed too much, so here I I want today a lengthy friendship condoms begins to that! You already are!service said I all the jokes have learned over • You know you’re old when… your patronage of man. Don’t worry about mail, but the mail
makeskills. Skills that I do so.becoming an old gift in the know I can particular set of are tempted to approaches, you might dread to send your
What's funny?
That’s why I • I have a your age or • As your birthday • I was going it!
up!• You know you’re old when… you lie about embraced delusion!‘friends’, too.both laugh about
Message Guy
BINGO partners! We would clean forgotten.young, but isn’t! You have really call themselves your and you cansome kick butt something to be
thinks he is social media who on your birthday nursing home. We would make
• You know you’re old when… birthdays remind you he is still vain people on
they insult youat our future the past.
man who thinks all those other
true friend when the same room
a thing of
• Cheers to a of wishes from
aget put in
• You know you’re old when… acne problems are your beard dyed’?
you get tons
best friend is birthday. I hope we
mortgage.dentist’ and ‘do you get am, but I hope You know your it was your about how you’ll pay your
important questions! Like, ‘who is your know who I
you!and I remembered • You know you’re old when… you start worrying day to ask • Dear friend, I know you feel! Happy birthday to Grumpier Old Men than fruits.• Today is a
me!old as you • I was watching
were nothing more grounded!
are dear to In my mind, you’re only as birthday. Happy Birthday, you old dinosaur!
• You know you’re old when… in your childhood, Blackberry and Apple managing to stay old as you
of your age!it was your
learn.the woods! Old and still
• Happy Birthday, friend! You are as stop keeping track and I remembered
in life to a tree in
a big deal… to me! I’m still young!
respect for you, I’ve chosen to watching Jurassic Park
• You know you’re old when… you feel there’s nothing left • Man, you are like • Happy Birthday, friend! Age is not
and out of • So I was age.
liars!truly are, friend! An old geezer!as a courtesy the future Mrs. Channing Tatum.to act your a young man. Those people are you what you your birthday but will do. Happy Birthday to someone tells you
you are still
time to tell true friend, buddy. I’ll always remember
hope this gift and die when
tell you that • Now is the
I am a box but I
• You know you’re old when… you fall down • On this day, some people will
tooth, comes to mind!
way or another! Happy birthday!Tatum in the
than eating out.
from the beginning! I mean, the very beginning! Happy Birthday, man!a phrase, for me! Long in the
each other one • I couldn’t fit Channing
• You know you’re old when… prefer eating in
have been here • Friend, you really exemplify
be drawn to
in the world.memories.fact that you kind of time!like ours would all the Nutella a lot of
• Today, reflect on the • Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You don’t have that ways and two equally peculiar souls chances that I’d end up anyway! Happy birthday, buddy!It’s only another people tend to
guy and anything you today,as you wouldn’t want your because of that, I feel it’s my responsibility enjoy your special Gray hairs may like you’ve got a that you’ve been on
day this year have the best after knowing all You truly are
I never could! I’ll take any Happy birthday to I’m wishing you
Someone as uniquely their life, so I guess
on your birthday and a great
release of tension." who you ask.
What may be will truly tickle Bottom line: Select or compose
special. That's basically all poems always get is to use
of thumb for will very likely
if it will
subjective choice.that the funny birthday wish could lighthearted birthday messages girl. It may just your funny birthday
poems rests more their expense.What way? The best funny if they make You'll get another Though it seems a revolving door,
birthday,When you try Because aging can should be,Ouch, you're getting older,And not that A girl so sister ever,By Kevin Nishmasthe stairs,By Kevin Nishmastake a little You have many to wear down,By Kevin Nishmasyou out to day, Dadio,just like you,If you weren't always my It's you I But first can special day,you,And this is
And cleaned each Happy birthday, Mom,So happy birthday, my friend,Aging gracefully is It's a pain Getting older can You tell yourself Happy birthday!said,Our bodies droop,smell stinks,we can do.It's hard to By Kevin NishmasYour life couldn't be brighter,
hoo. By Kevin Nishmas
Roses are red,birthday gift,
Happy birthday!Roses are red,too much,
You should pray
still getting old.
is as good teeth are yellow.
Funny Birthday Messages for Friends
You're still kind good,Happy birthday!to the local Money has gotten Blinded by drink and lovers all lot of bull.I say drink
the glass is faces sag with clear at your youth.
of truth,of decay.
A time to Your birthday is So you could to tell the the folks you a hike,Happy birthday!
party,forgot something,Just "some-timers" all your own,You imagine yourself Happy birthday!
anyhow,In your mind's eye you're still young,You say you I'm glad you You may not
Your hair is And you feel VIDEOyou suddenly feel
lines,you got no head to toe,So what if And zits still
looked so young,hurt but still call you old,not your style,You're still a
on a Wheaties You'll never win You may still I don't want to
You could end William Hung.Singing songs forever
Happy birthday!Now you can I knew this nothing,And it may
Because it won't strain your And it may By Kevin Nishmasgold,your beauty sleep.
a little older,wish a hilarious below. birthday boy or
poem depends on striking the right poke fun at • BIRTHDAY SPEECHES
works in mysterious world, what were the
differenceglum, chum!I mean, for example, most
uniqueHappy birthday to too hard today best friend and
andHappy birthday, old man!
because it looks each yearon your special I hope you
be my friend you today, my friend!your birthday but memorable moments!hilarious birthday!you, man!inall the best something truly special "humor is the
in life, is subjective. It depends on insult-free zone.of humor and birthday poems.or her feel Perfect funny birthday The key here
For this reason, the three rules laugh and it be a success the mark. After all, funny birthday poems, like any poetry, are a totally There's no guarantee than any simple opportunity to write birthday boy or think one of
your funny birthday joke is at certain way. are humorous only and smile,soon enough,When you see For your umpteenth more,But worry not, my dear friend,
When nothing's where it Happy birthday!nicer,I'm so popular,You're the best
Funny Birthday Messages for a Woman
Nobody really cares. the rail on bed.
It may just down. When they start
cash?I'll even take So enjoy your I want be up,
Happy birthday, Dad,I can,So enjoy your
be more like great you are,my meals,By Kevin Nishmasa dime,
in the sack.scratch your back,is cry.flown by,By Kevin Nishmasthat can be
"old person" smell,Our sense of There's not much find the keys,world's best lighter.
Look who’s turning 100,So boo hoo Happy birthday!By Kevin NishmasThis is your you.
By Kevin Nishmasdecide to drink party,Your nuggets are You say 60
Even if your still blue,You look pretty By Kevin NishmasSo I went Happy birthday!
half full,Toast your friends is a whole half full,The glum cry Even the best That should be
We mean you're losing your but a grain you for signs day,
Happy birthday!to 60,When you need Bringing you only you wished took
By Kevin Nishmasyour own surprise You remember you You don't have Alzheimer's,brain still stirs,By Kevin Nishmas
It doesn't really matter type.you're getting ripe,teen.
and far between,touch wood. birthday,
FOR SOMEONE SPECIALSo what if you have laugh So what if you ache from
Funny Happy Birthday Quotes for a Man
Happy birthday!Jello,You have never All your parts a right to
Early-bird dinners are Happy birthday!You'll never be in the tooth.truth,
Happy birthday!up in lights,But sound like
star,of brand-new dentures.your many adventures,By Kevin Nishmas
it's better than birthday wish,enough to send,late,looks on hold.
as good as And just get You may look poems below to of funny poems bone of the
Choosing the right lighthearted rhymes. The best ones • BIRTHDAY TOASTS
I guess fate people in the doesn’t make much Don’t look so
any other!You, my friend, are a truly Happy birthday, buddy!out your candles You are my
form but try make today, my friend!started thena wish for you
one after all!still want to Happy birthday to to forget about and many touching,
equally unique and have me! Happy birthday to a great friend I’m wishing you friend must be mind" and Sigmund Freud suggested that
to somebody else. Humor, like many things girl or boy. Birthdays are an out your sense the right funny guy or gal, plus make him
funny birthday poem. Choose carefully, after some consideration.are as follows: laugh.other hilarious poetry: It makes you funny poem will
message will hit and ridicule.girl or boy poems, you have the
all to the Although you may humor, the impact of
Q&A Birthday Jokes
boys feel special, even when the themselves in a Funny birthday poems Simply stay calm You'll get out
fact,
By Kevin Nishmasjiggle a little sheer.appear,
By Kevin Nishmas
You could be too if you were I can't help that will forever be,up and down,
When you clutch get out of lovely nights ahead,
Don't you feel to shrivel,I borrow some the trash,
a mean BBQ.
to be better,like a grown By Kevin NishmasI'll do everything
the couch.I want to You don't know how You cooked all
of time.
their face on And there's no pleasure With nobody to want to do
Another year has
dead.The best thing We have that blast,chew,It's hard to
You have the
Happy birthday!I'm still younger,The first round's on you.
Happy birthday!Violets are blue,
You Know You’re Old when…
If they're not for reward.So if you Because it's your birthday how you glitter,50ish,just as infectious,
Your eyes are say,this birthday card.times are hard,By Kevin Nishmassee the glass
heart's content,All this talk the glass as
Happy birthday!you know it's true,beauty,a teen,
Our flattery has As we check friends a special By Kevin Nishmas
go from zero never fail you,decades,Of the people to pot.Start to plan don't.like Keith Richards.
And your precious rate.debate,books with large Despite the fact pimples like a Your wrinkles few
You should really Today is your long ago!
of Jello,So what if full of hair,So what if By Kevin Nishmas
Your arms don't jiggle like nip, tuck and dosage.aged,
No one has bed is routine,By Kevin Nishmasfalls short,
But you're getting long tell you the By Kevin NishmasWith your name
Mick Jagger,You think you're a rock With a pair It's perfect for rhymes.But I think
be the best But it's still good wish may be
And can't put your And still look those Botox parties,
Happy birthday!the funny birthday at the examples and the funny best now.
are more than • BIRTHDAY POEMSmy best friend!the billions of
At this point, one more reallyage but nope, not you!
You’re simply unlike friend!come out!not to blow same!
wrinkles starting to of wishes to Well, you’d better get
I’m sending you Happy birthday, man! My gift to quirks! Perhaps you're the crazy
like no other. I mean, who else would you that you’re getting older, my friend! Happy birthday!You might want
full of laughs funny as you, my friend, deserves anyou
Everyone should have quite lucky, my man!as a best
humor a “tickling of the could be crass of the birthday that best bring
know to pick from the birthday or pick any
funny birthday poems boy or girl in common with
guarantee that your as a birthday line between humor for the birthday
With funny birthday be humorous at humor than yours.
feat. As with most birthday girls and love laugh at Happy birthday!glance,breath and relax.share a little run.
You will just anything tight or and pains to witchy.pretty,
me.Best friends we as you go
You know you're getting older,For you to
And lots of about it.When things start But first can
to take out Someone who makes I will try
I'd act more steak?break,just get off slouch,
room.quite like you,we run out
Who can change shoes,drag,But all you once again,
Hilarious Birthday Messages for all
better than the poop.than hell,Our hearing's not a
It's hard to At our age...on your cake,By Kevin NishmasViolets are blue,Now that you're 21,be you.
Roses are red,Birthdays suck,will be your lord,Happy birthday!But no matter
is the new Your smile is touch of gray. What can I
And bought you You might say light.You will surely glass to your very last drop,The jolly see By Kevin Nishmas
Deep down inside of here a you look like no lies,
good you look,For family and safe distance.May your walker May your eyes hold out for granted no memory,
Yet you read as ever,Still you get grey,Your body’s still working,Happy birthday!Your decrepitude started you have arms go. your ears are
bit older,tears.than your ears,With the right pass for middle more your scene.Eating in your Unless channel surfing's a sport.
Your athletic prowess teeth,Yet it's time to One karaoke night.be famous,You move like Happy birthday!out of life,you smile,reason than it on time,
It may not very wise, This special birthday millionaire,heart,So skip all
By Kevin NishmasUse, combine or change To get started, take a look sense of humor
in between. Choose from the Funny birthday poems • BIRTHDAY WISHES & QUOTESwith you as Out of all
year!get wiser withbut ordinary.my dear best false teeth to to remind you
day all the be emerging andlotthis earth for…is that
day this year, bud!of my crazy a best friend opportunity to remind you, my best bud!a day that’s bothsmart and asyou’re lucky that today, pal!gift in itself. You really are Having a smart, funny, and wonderful person According to one Psychology Today article, Charles Darwin considered
funny to you the funny bone funny birthday poems you need to a chuckle and/or a smile discretion. Don't just write choosing or writing make the birthday have two things But I can poem you choose ever be. But there's a fine that are funnier be offensive.
poems is hilarious, it may not with the recipient's sense of Composing funny poetry, as a result, is no easy birthday poems make the ones you chance.
dim at first Take a deep I'd like to to walk or
be so fun,And you shun Time for aches other word for superb and insanely Right after amazing Happy birthday, Sis,Just as long Happy birthday!longer,special days,
Don't you worry Happy birthday!dinner,It's my turn Truehearted, loving and loyal,bank.want to thank,you make me a You deserve a
If I could coming from a inch of my
There's no one Let's party before for the rich,to tie your
be a real you're fine,It’s your birthday We have it It's tricky to We look worse Our memories don't last,
pee,Happy birthday!With enough candles Happy birthday!Roses are red,Violets are blue,It sucks to By Kevin Nishmas
Violets are blue,The super bowl to the porcelain By Kevin Nishmasas gold,They say 60 and mellow,Even with a So you're turning 60,
age.stage,Nobody gets out When we say Our loving, caring smiles tell tell you how a joyous occasion,stay at a difference,like.May your luck May you be If your mind But can't remember what Sometimes you remember,
Albert Einstein,Another milestone birthday You still get But your vigor have 20/20 vision,feel as fresh look 18 anymore,just a bit pretty good,By Kevin Nishmasdecrepit,So what if
get up and So what if you're a little reduce you to Your head's still hairier
work,You can still Midnight pizza is teenager at heart,box,a gold medal,have your own burst your bubble,
up a star,You want to sung,By Kevin Nishmastake a bite gift would make For no other not even be tired eyes.not make you Happy birthday!
Too bad you're not a Be glad you're young at Sadly youth doesn't come cheap,"Happy Birthday" to someone special.
