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golden years...I'm not impressed.
it.
, man!
can’t. Be well soon!
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be reminded of
,
and you’re really, really old – almost ancient! Happy birthday old
keep complaining about, but I really
run me over.
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people life treating • I can't figure out • We know we're getting old you have told that you were today! How’s the old victim of gravity!
DULL evening.funny jokes that I remember thinking Hey old man, so it’s your birthday • I'm not old; I'm just a
forward to a stories and the ================================================on the YOUNG!when you look remember the wonderful for you!much more!
• Youth is wasted are getting old my life! I will always we’re gonna have you with much a roller coaster.• You know you
old man in the celebration that may God bless once got from rocking chair started!the most awesome
you and enjoy sharp as ever. Happy birthday and chair that you you can't get your Happy birthday to anymore! Happy birthday to is still as
from a rocking • You know you're old when ========================can’t be awesome old now, old man, but your mind the same sensation
do!man!your birthday celebrations You may be when you get often than you always. Happy birthday old
old, but that doesn’t mean that ========================• You're getting old goes out more ones around you You may be youthful!
other places!when your back so many loved ========================new. Stay healthy and • Young at heart, slightly older in • You know you're getting old that you have have a blast!always learned something Social Security.
be a nap!when you’re old is your life! Happy birthday and you I have youngest starts collecting when "Happy Hour" turns out to
celebrating a birthday so hard all I spend with old when your are getting old
The joy of relaxation – you have worked old now, aren’t you? Every year that • You know your • You know you ========================some rest and
man. You’re really getting as your grandson.when everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work!your every step.that you’re getting old? Time to get Happy birthday old
the same age are getting old man. May God’s graces follow Hey old man, you do realize ========================your doctor is • You know you
the mind doesn’t have to! Have a happy, happy birthday old ========================else.are old when stay immature indefinitely!age, but remember that
your age.great if nothing • You know you young once, but you can The body may and start acting
today without you. You have been in M.D.• You are only ========================those wild activities where I am only names ending
I grew up!man!to stop all life, and I wouldn’t have been black book contains to be when
of you! Happy birthday old time for you plenty in my when your little things I wanted take good care
about the right man. You’ve taught me are getting old one of the God would always
rugged old man! If anything, this would be Happy birthday old • You know you • Wrinkled was not graces everyday. I knew that Happy birthday you Now, you can follow
belt won't.into shredded wheat?with His good ========================check out our:buckle and your wild oats turn and blesses them
man!Don't forget to when your knees • When did my the good ones and well old
be used 37, 64, etc.are getting old used to be.God always loves more – stay a healthy
correct age (and math, if appropriate). Any age can • You know you get, the better I They say that past decades and sayings, but substitute the girl.
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door when you to tell the
late years! Happy birthday to has kept you • Great at 80!opens the garage and the eyesight even in your
the God above • Spectacular at 70when your pacemaker I do;in my mind. I mean, look at you! So youthful, healthy and joyful you! I see that • Sexy at 60
are getting old the ones that that I had Happy birthday to than you do.
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goes out more middle-aged.the good fortune When I pictured funny old man!• Life after 50: when your back begin to look
anyway;========================up. Happy birthday you Fabulous Fifties!when your children I never liked you.grown old, but never grew
• Welcome to the are getting old forget the people age! Happy birthday to boy who has • Nifty at Fifty!• You know you
the senility tobecause of your saying that you’re just a age. --Victor Hugoto repeat yourself.God grant me you aren’t stopping just
wisdom, but nana keeps youth of old when you tend • Senility Prayerlove – it’s great that with plenty of youth; Fifty is the
are getting oldof it!much joy and
the years come old age of You know you • Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most been spreading so They say that • Forty is the to repeat yourself.
still cookin'!you around. You have always ========================- you discover you're old!when you tend • Over 40 and
I love having and good health!age of discovery are getting oldspeed!
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bifocals.• Once you're over the for it all, can you? Happy birthday old it! May God continue • I'm 39 1/2 (and that's my final
sun hitting your for sissies. --Bette Davisnever truly prepare nor look like
rehearsal!is from the • Old age ain't no place you’re old, but you can
act like it
40, it's just a in your eyes
and vigor.to expect once
old, but you neither • Up to age
when the gleam treachery beat youth
you about what – you may be • 40, but still Sporty!are getting old
• Old age and They always told blessed you plenty • I'm not 40, I'm 39.95, plus tax!• You know you far.
========================God must have birthday!you.to go very ask for. Happy birthday.
========================of your 21st "old person" looking back at a lot, but fortunately it's too weak I can ever
man – you stay awesome!the 19th anniversary to see that • My mind wanders best company that
your age! Happy birthday old • Here's to celebrating and are shocked and TV!are both older, you are the radiant even at
look this good!into the mirror Now it's beer, the old lady younger, old man. Now that we
to be so 40 years to when you look be wine, women and song,
when you were much for you • It took me are getting old
• It used to to be around loved you so perfect 10's!
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like you’re going to • I'm 40 in in the house long time!your special day!
– you sure sound was sooo old. You were right!too much room young a very
with us on
joints this year you thought 40 when you have • I'm not old, I've just been for having you young and youthful were little and
are getting old teenager!tell. We thank God health and really
• Remember when you • You know you • I'm not old, I'm a recycled
more stories to you with good 40!winded playing chess.older, I'm getting bitter.share and many man! May God bless
10, I'm a perfect when you get • I'm not getting of wisdom to Happy birthday old
of 1 to are getting old used to be.brought you plenty ========================
• On a scale • You know you old as I old now, but your age
actual help!22 years experience.wife.
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girl, locked in an
around for more neck stop cracking, and you finally to think of
when the little 16 year old you are already
stop hurting, your back and older . . . You are, of course, but it's best not are getting old • I'm just a
you! I can’t believe that man! May your knees yourself as getting
• You know you "metallic years"; silver in my Happy birthday to Happy birthday old • Don't think of
service.mandatory. Growing up is • Classic, Genuine, Antique Person!• At my age, I've seen it
to pay for
• Age is a and if you get used to
have to think the age of
your marvels. --Merry Browneperson is a
if you never fence!body is falling
• More candles: Bigger wish!• Nostalgia isn't what it new friends!about growing old
• I can still your age. --Lucille Ball
older than I this long, I would have
get are from sometimes forget what candles. Now I could with it.
• The secret to miss my mind!my dentures fit
weightlifting consists of boys, and so will
thing about middle an elevator!bald they don't recognize you. - Bennett Cerf
eating. - Arnold Bennett• A man of
being asked to when everything starts
Saturday night and
to rush up • Middle age is
life when one time than have • Middle age is
of two temptations when you choose when broadness of so many people
wind it up hill?!• I'm not that
• I'm not getting when you're not really when you actually
out of breath to get something... then wonder what are getting old
fewer things you to bed before bad habits and over...• You know you
when your secrets twice as long of the insurance
work.are getting old when it takes
people what a at 2 a.m. is indigestion.the crowd.• You know you
yourself if there are getting old morning pills takes walks into the • You know you
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• The worst thing the alternatives. --Maurice Chevalierto live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about always 15 years going to live only whistles you now since I over my birthday
like and stick juice is working!but Lord I bifocals,age when your • Boys will be • The really frightening
favorite songs in and wrinkled and
three years in them down. - T. S. Eliot
are the hardest. You are always • Middle age is
sitting home on and too old
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• Middle age is • Middle age is age, you've already met clock, but you can • Over the hill? I don't remember any be this old!remember right now.
are getting old are getting old when you run the "here-after". you go somewhere • You know you
when there are when you go up all your and over and either.are getting old
when it takes sports car because a lot more • You know you are getting old
find yourself telling reason you’re still awake early to beat are down there.
the floor, and then ask • You know you
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• Age is a number, old is in
• Age is a • It takes about • You're only young we could only
• You know you're old when snowball. --Doug Larsonhas you firmly you find greener
my head together the hill - I can't get up
than to rust
• Senility is a jar!
when you consider staying young is • To me, old age is
known I was hill when the age is easier could toast marshmallows
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action" means your prune
is perfect,• I like my • You know you’ve reached middle
of it. --Doris Daycrisis!!!
you hear your are so gray bed and over
enough to turn fifty and seventy it isn't for you. --Ring Lardnerwhen you are take up golf
but would rather
• Middle age is he'd rather not
get you home • Middle age is waist change places.
of someone else.
you reach middle
turn back the
• So many candles, so little cake!
• Too young to you can't seem to • You know you • You know you
are getting old time thinking about for.
Happy Birthday Old Man
are getting old are getting old when you give at telling stories; over and over they can't remember them • You know you are getting old when you don't want a
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from the couch.• You know you when you frequently when the only concerts and ballgames do while you something up off sausage.
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excuse.approach eighteen. --Mark Twaininfinitely happier if what happened.to throw a • The aging process • By the time • I finally got • I'm not over
to wear out
your children's advice.help opening the not so bad • The secret of of myself!• If I had • You know you're over the
• Lying about my
a kid I to find an "getting a little my hearing aid • You're not old. You're chronologically gifted.middle-aged men.knowledge that you'll grow out has been a the hill until when your classmates
twenty years in
are not decrepit • The years between and you hope • Middle age is too young to much as ever it. --Oscar Wildea man's life when one that will
the fiber, not the toy!
narrowness of the acquaintance reminds you • By the time be able to recount!wrinkles!few other things Christmas.flight of stairs.• You know you
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wait in line • You know you • You know you are getting old when you're very good your friends because as good.• You know you
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a lot less to get up USED to cost.are getting old are getting old when you leave you need to
over to pick
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number, and mine is don't mind, it don't matter!how old you up some other eighty and gradually • Life would be young person wondering get the urge • After fifty it's patch, patch, patch.apart.
• Aged to Perfection!
used to be.
• It is better is listening to cut the mustard...I just need • Old age is am. --Bernard M. Baruchtaken better care the tea kettle.it is.roast a turkey!
• When I was
staying young is • You know you're old when me fine,merely standing up. --Bob Hopea lot of age is the • Mid-life crisis? My whole life
• You're not over
• Middle age is sixty has spent do things, and yet you to wear out, fall out, or spread out.the telephone rings to the net. --Franklin P. Adamswhen you are can do as to get over
that period in
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and choosing the your cereal for the mind and that every new again!• You may not old! I demand a
older. I just collect
grouchy, you just don't like ttraffic, waiting, crowds, lawyers, loud music, unruly kids, barking dogs, politicians and a want socks for walking DOWN a you're "here after"when you spend are willing to your kidsyou still don't feel good.• You know you are getting old
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gallon of gas
• You know you • You know you are getting old is anything else when you lean longer than eating room.are getting old
when you no
until they come on the patio.• You know you when you're cautioned to only remember where are getting old are getting old out the light the neighbors don't even realize
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