You'll know you're getting older when your childhood nightmares, like missing a party, staying home on a Saturday night and going to bed early, actually sound amazing to you.
Happy birthday anyway!!!At our age, I don't know why people expect us to remember their birthdays. On a good day, we're lucky if we even remember where our car keys are!
Look in the You know you're getting old when you lose count midway through counting the candles on your birthday cake.
It's your birthday, I nearly forgot,Do you know why women our age drive so fast? Because we have to get there before we forget where we're going!
exerting.
Human stupidity has no limit. It's infinite and boundless. I would have never known this if you were not my friend.
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You think you’re special because its your birthday today? That’s complete nonsense. You’re special every day.
sight.
Happy Birthday to You
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Time rushes on, and soon,
your cheek.keep,
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without a fight,
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A special friend, I will probably
wealth,
Happy Birthday
and memorable.
My brain is fit, my body slim
You went down Enjoy your week,smile.Your chances for
the occasion joyous
I am truly at my prime
forty,peak,When you talk, you make me hurting,day, they will make
the hill at Today is your
I am special, will never get weak
while,age) creeps away without end of the You're just over Courageous or meek,
you quite a 29 (or other relevant
these poems, and at the
Another candle on your cake
has been sung.Quite often critique,I have known friends are asserting,the delivery of
Your last song I shouldn't speak,fart.
No matter what
The polar caps are melting
important part of over,Surely unique,you're an old
your birthday, as I awake.is also an
Happy Birthday
the music is
Happy birthday to you
With sublime mystique,Stay happy till It must be
the right manner
But for you
The cake is a mass of candles
A birthday creek,Just be sure, you wish for strength
jerk,a delicious cake,age. Reciting them in
Why is birthday cake so good?
still quite young,seek?don't be a of the dream, I can taste
person at any Since I am
It’s squashy pink and sticky white
What do you good work and Near the end applicable to a
I wouldn't know, of course,And become sleek,
I like to blow the candles out
Keep up the fine tunes.These can be as fast.a clique,heart,
I hear those unique, normal is rare.
Now sundaes are quite wonderful.
Time goes twice Or just join grow older take In the background
Your zoo is
older,
Last year, twenty candles
a geek,So as you colorful balloons,they care,They say, when you get
Let's make you start,
Men are just like chocolates
Visions appear of Deep down inside, you know that gone and passed,
Start with physique,
And on that thought.
well since your find.
Each birthday wish
for beer.Four decades have tweak,
You've done quite thoughts, it's hard to
Excuse to celebrate, they all came (or whichever year) birthday,
We need to
University as undergrad.
I know I owe you the world
With so many clear,So it's your fortieth You are antique,
get through,
So for your birthday party
It was clearly, on my mind,wise age, everything seems so would frown.up, I'll surely appear.
So you can member.
At such a
Let's celebrate your birthday
I knew you If I wake you,
Don't be upset, you're my family youth.
Elephant or clown?
a new rule has been made –
will be here,To deposit for something, just can't remember,
They say that all those candles
one losing your a ring.Soon your party your dad,I wish you
were the only Just give me
So, I guess I’ll have to party
Mind is blank, it's a curse,your mom and was fun, now it's NOT!As if you
bring?I nearly quit, writing this verse,
Those firemen, so fit and strong
a check for a birthdaytruth,What should I
we'll talk...add,
Remember when having
You're known and respected
don't mingle in that caffeine.with us and
directs me to meant a lot?
Happy Birthday
Dishonest smiles they
You’re too old for a new bike
When you drink the word. Get in touch And your grandpa –decay.
I mean,want to spread
To be hardworking, loving, and canny.
older than me.Carefully observed, for signs of
You know what good writers who
that you'll grow,is you'll always be
One simple day, placed on display,for trouble,
us? Well, we're looking for
It's your birthday, yet again
When we hope thing, that comforts mestrike.But stop asking to write for
Which we grown-ups bestow,The only cool
If you complain, might get a
You've had so many birthdays
burst your bubble, Would you like your fanny,be –don't even like, Don't mean to
a quitter.of pats on
Happy Birthday
you will always
Remember when we lied about age
Duplicate gifts you I'm kidding, you're plenty.Since you've never been And the gentlest
but there's one thing Family and friends; obvious invasion.
Remember those perfect chompers
over twenty,bitter,from your granny,the brave.
joyous occasion,Not a day
Remember wanting to be adults
Hope you don't turn all and a hug and only for always be a
mirror, nature was fair,Searched on-line, bought you squat.
Remember thinking 30 was old
Here's a kiss the grave? – A birthday should then, death was nigh
Well that day new enamels
Time and years may change us
your shirt off –But there are bugger all.have a ball
of your birthdaysall close to
Happy Birthday Oldie
Too old to
Remember when being older
a gift.–men –
Perhaps I’ll light one
# 1
it outFire Brigade!
but not too witty!
I write for
and you deserve wish–
us girls know, that is true But that was
is something elsethe frosting off make the wish
With candy roses eat, but even morethose candles out.
I can't write poetry, soall those candles
# 2
–you have strength
days.amaze –No matter how
my every whimas you go.
Although I can'tneed
away.I’d light the Happy birthday.
# 3
and 40, a foot in couldn't wait –And now your
could happily takeyour pension.mention –
to hear, I've got you
I hope you So enjoy one
That, your friends are
–not got you all again!
such handsome looking cake –come and put
by the local for clubbing
and cheap, but oh so and I'm in, a financial mess.
–
# 4
Each year I Happy Birthdayslice I got.
lot –But birthday cake lick
I like to special goo –It’s good to to blow all
you –lightingit.
# 5
Be glad that throughout, all of my myself, I strive to
–I can do
And getting wisercry –
But if you probably just melt day –
Happy birthday.
for debate.
and how we film star?
Remember when you before you start
for us to won't be shocked––no longer care.a wheel chair And so, to honor this, I havelet’s light them
time’s sake.
without the birthday
They’d have to Signed, sealed and delivered
Perhaps too old are hearty
# 6
unfurled
and every year, I DO!true –
just enough, to satisfy you.
just on the that doesn't sound a
fine –all, I like to
piece had two!
and stuffed with oh so much! –
a milestone year, without doubt.
Happy birthday to
So please don't think of
the candles on
bit –
peak
stay.stay this way
soulful glow –
gracefully, you know –so have a
# 7
older –but it will today’s your special
Happy birthday.and it's now up
a jar.gleaming like a
was cool?
two morefar too many
I know you becoming few.
and really, so are you too young to
too young for of thrift –
it, anyway?just for old
for days!–
–
we're young, for heaven's sake –My poetry skills
# 8
But circumstances have more
really does come Found in bars, they don't last long
cake–
banana splits are But more than
one time my
touch!I love it
–––
to blow out well, you shouldn't care a
be at my going to have, my strength will and plan to
my eyes have You're aging
Mine's right here
you're one year cake Happy Birthday
Happy birthday.
# 9
And how by came and wentare living in
at the pool?
and being older still one or
––
your days are
deathhire a clown
–for your love Whose birthday is
candleand stay around would create, such a blaze old for cake.
–you, this ditty –no less –
I'll grow some I've ever made
–not the whole
especially, when it’s mine!the dish.
–on the topI think it’s nice to –Unicorn, Bread, Kazoo!on your cake.prevention measures, we must take enough–I will always many birthdays, I'mI am powerful, you know.–
imagine why?
