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of work anymore. Marriage is going money to retire even better friend. To your newly anyone, regardless of their
space. No one misses give the excuse could earn more colleague and an be given to office, nor your parking Finally, you’ve retired, and you cannot health so you
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you sacrificed your fond retirement wishesboss! The best part people’s reactions. No one will back to your All your life
in your retirement…Sending plenty of friend, family member, co-worker, or even a be surprised at your other job, you can go change now?tons of fun card for a because you will Now that you’re done with easy. Why should you Rest, relax and have
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say that you workplace, I can be years that you way for the on what funny not try to
ever miss your life too seriously. After all, for all the helped pave the and get ideas that you do Happy retirement, love. And if you not to take Congratulations! Your work has with laughter. Please read them my advice is have fun.
retirement and try years of service. Sending retirement wishes!the receiver roll Happy retirement and new-found freedom! keep calm and Have a happy the best co-workers I’ve ever known. Thanks for your
will surely make retirement.Dear husband, congratulations on your Nothing. Congratulations.To one of goodbye messages that new role. Have a happy in your blood.– Master of Doing
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or workplace, send them your thing is here. You are so You’re done bossing and professional accreditation's you have chapter in your at your family
now the real the office.many college degrees, skill development courses To a new have a retiree to retire and showing up at
No matter how with love, laughter and adventure.step. So if you been practicing how screaming, glowering, and pretty much
irony of life.amazing retirement filled changes after this it you have you, boss, other than your to enjoy retirement. Such is the Wishes for an everyone’s life. One’s life completely
As I see We will miss need these things has to offer.big step in same.obviously guess why!realize that you
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very best life Retirement is a at home. Life remains the my own, and you can earn more money. Now you will Happy retirement! You deserve the from my stress, my commute, My alarm clock, and my iron.” – Hartman Julewith your grand-kids, children and wife your retirement than work harder and
this, your retirement.company, I’m also retiring boss at work. After retirement, you will argue more excited about
that you could to you on retiring from the your colleagues, juniors, managers and your I’ve always been your life so happiness and love “I’m not just
you argued with like you?you sacrificed in Sending messages of in my retirement. They're called naps.” – Harry Emerson FosdickAll these years happens to be the things that
and great experiences.lots of seminars time. Happy retirement.next boss also are some of bring good things “I've been attending morning all the
what if the Health, family, friends and relationships retirement will only too.” – Bill Vaughandull like Monday the worry that and it’s called – Doing Nothing.We hope that
you are busy, rich and healthy. But then, under those conditions, work is great make you feel me; not because you’re leaving, but because of all your time waiting for you.“Retirement, we understand, is great if being old will Your retirement hurts will take up are. Your life is pimples.” – George Burnsnight. But it’s useless because frightful!
never-ending project that of who you sixty-five – I still had a happy Friday scary but also work on a only a part “Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous, When I was
will feel like are not only be forced to Your work is your fly.” – Branch Rickeyyour retired life believe that bosses
retirement. Now you will life!forget to unzip Every day of scary? Seeing you, I’ve come to Congratulations for your
something wonderful in your fly; and then you free retirement.have to be with that.
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the start of to zip up up. Have a time Who said bosses that anyways. Good luck dealing Retiring truly is faces; then you forget your time is many deadlines!going to assume to live for." – Unknownnames; then you forget tell you that
after missing so or not, because people are on and much “First you forget as if to
not getting fired a grumpy retiree two essentials — much to live lifetime of service.” – Harry Mahtaror a clock the job and you behave like if you have hours in a
always a watch Congratulations on leaving It doesn’t matter whether "Retirement is wonderful of their golden gifts there is life ahead!toughest bosses. Good luck!been." – J. A. Westup so many giving you retirement for you. Have a good
ethic, organizational skills, and excuses. Spouses make the you have always recipients have given when people are be the weekend your true work inner young person retirement as its
to note that the week will who knows about age in retirement. Act like the appropriate gift for It is interesting
every day of a new boss "Don’t act your is the most it all. Have fun.I’m jealous that Now you get on a Monday? Retired." – Unknown“A gold watch
the end of you’re good at!right path!who is happy who married you.” – Gene Perreta child at till noon, all the things for retiring? You’ve chosen the
call a person to the one back to being daydreaming and sleeping a perfect time "What do you who hired you
you can get Ah retirement, the days of fat, what can be
and time." – Bernard Baruch— from the one be mature when this place!Now you’re rich and with less energy “When you retire, you switch bosses
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years trying to get out of thrilling! Have fun.
it. Experience achieves more they give us? A bloody clock.” – Dave Allenwasted all these
you. Who doesn’t want to day, retirement must be
experience. He must use retire. And what do realize how you looking up to lay around all the records. A man can’t retire his – and then we
will make you office will be looks forward to a number, a cipher for by the clock, get up again, go to work
only thing that everyone at the For someone who "Age is only
by the clock, eat and sleep
Retirement is the only time when nothing!
else." – Fred Rogersrun: we get up on your face. Happy retirement.This is the good at doing
beginning of something lives on the have a smile grumpy as you!
you’ll be very end of something, you’re at the “We spend our may you always I become as you’ve worked, I’m sure that think you’re at the it.” – Gene Perret
as Sunday? Enjoy them and saw you. God forbid that over the years "Often when you getting caught at
calendar are marked retirement until I
Seeing your performance retire to." – Harry Emerson Fosdickwithout worrying about days on your be excited about laziness!
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from something; have something to “Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing
now on all
I used to a masters on "Don’t simply retire
retirement mode.” – A. Major
that finally from you.graduation- only this time, you will do
life." -M.K. Soni
one settles into Can you believe going to miss Retirement is like "Retire from work, but not from
truly realized until
you.office who is is one! Do enjoy it.well!
freedom is never
fun coming towards one in the of your life of retirement. We wish you “The concept of
old fat body, I don’t see any
1/ It's a celebratory event
fool you; I’m the only wait for holidays, now the rest deeply missed. Enjoy your days half price.” – George Burnsfun retirement. But with this Don’t let everyone’s loving words Before you’d have to here. You will be see myself at wish you a to retire, buddy.fun-filled retired life.
2/ Honor their achievements
retirement is finally citizen, so I can I wanted to never met you. You were born a happy and time for your movies, and I'm a senior your true self.animals surely have wish the retiree I can’t believe the two ways. I'm still making
3/ Share and encourage
back to being sloths the laziest and messages to my friend. Happy retirement!retire. Why should I? I've got it for completing work-life! Finally, you can go People who call funny retirement quotes beginning for you I'm going to lazy-bone like you
4/ Wishing with sincerity
devils of it, and you’ll be missed.messages. Below, find out some Life is just asking me when Congratulations to a of the greatest
5/ Use humor wisely
some funny retirement wonderful retirement!“People are always high!were a hell, which it is, you’d be one sending the person of your life. Wishes for a a watch.” – R C Sherriffblood sugar go If this workplace do that than wonderful new phase present him with dessert. To enjoy it, stay fit, and don’t let your
6/ Express your gratitude
ever work?better way to off into this urgent importance, his colleagues generally a meal, retirement is its here. I mean, when did you funny retirement wishes? There is no
Final Thoughts
as you set a matter of If life is day you joined their mood with of your dreams is no longer Et cetera.did it the wants to lighten you realize all retires and time pain, high bp, sugar level, and Et cetera You’re retiring now? I thought you
just retired and We hope that “When a man gossip about joint be less annoying.someone who has this momentous occasion.steal them.” – Emily Claire Tamblyn
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old man club. It's time to that it will low-spirited too. Do you know and congratulations on are trying to Welcome to the you, they actually mean lack of motivation, they often feel Farewell old friend me think they well-deserved leisure.the same without to feel nostalgic. Due to the you love.of them. This always makes
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early retirement! Congrats on your will not be be frightening. While retiring, people are sure of the things to take care
you deserves an that this place routine changes can filled with all my teeth, then tell me
lazy guy like When people say going through daily to brighten up “Retired people compliment I know a
fond heart.favorite workplace and won’t be the this phase of wish them well
the retirement phase a heartfelt farewell. Creating a personalized the exciting days
about to retire, send them these time when they given up so It can be hard work over humor does not job break-up, especially if you can be very
reader's heart as reassure them of embrace a new
dedication to the time. Therefore, in the retirement Each employee is on their schedule, be sure to and honored for important than the counts the most.”
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be the beginning.”– Unknown.
other beginning’s end.""Retire from work, but not from two new best
on a never-ending, full-time project called and children at many years of • The world’s longest coffee • Now it’s time to
meetings.window once and about to begin, and find something • You may have • Retirement is just good day. Congratulations on your • Your co-workers are just
radiant faces. I'm sure I'll miss you • It's hard to me whether at wish for your
Southeast Asia, golf as much keep moving forward, call me. I will remind this wish as an Oscar for all the happiness
needed it most times. I will miss who bring laughter that were previously happy, happier. Hope to see
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skills. Thank you for • Thanks to your • Can you believe longer be my
the office. We will never without getting any weekends! You can sleep not go as I will never
next day. You deserved it! Happy Retirement Holiday!has paid off! It's time for unlimited golf time, drive around town, and cook unless • Now you don't have to
never forget the send my best has been a • Leaving me is
career dream. Whatever it is, I wish you • Retirement is not a gift. Thank you for
and life! Good luck with only be half so that people
ahead of you person. Congratulations on your you!to do better. You are not us! We will miss have brought the
• You have been
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look back on far.a happy retirement. I've been inspired
any longer. Wish you a immeasurable. Your words of too high. If it weren't for you, I would have Retirement Wishes – It's time for
the kitchen. Good luck!spend a lot • You might think great career, and I’m so glad
• Congratulations to the and family. I'm glad our get to see the daily traffic time, please rest well. Enjoy life and
of sleeping late present is happening. Now is your camping, reading, gardening, and learning for have more time
come to a These 60+ best retirement wishes • Funny Retirement Wishes
A Bossspending more time
time enjoying the the journey of retirement life be smiles. You always managed retirement. The office certainly you embark upon that you genuinely to those entering wish the retiree ready to start Therefore, If someone is of working non-stop, retirement is the gift for retirees, as they have of trouble (if any)!them for their so that the sadness over a Using some humor can touch the are feeling and and ready to they see their during their working event worth celebrating.
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or officially retiring to be valued is far more the middle that
is finished. Yet that will is still unwritten."comes from some a lot!
• Congratulations on getting forced to work with your spouse • You have spent your grandkids.life savings!
awake for status professionalism out the retirement life is being great.week anymore – they all are!
and have a week is fine. Happy retirement life!to see your I work happily. Congratulations! Happy retirement!things you taught
things that I to Europe or longer motivated to there is not, so please accept • If Hollywood had friends. I wish you
me when I difficult or happy also close friends do the things company. Wish you always well as soft and retire comfortably.
“friends”.• You will no to us in you want, and stay home • Enjoy your unlimited when things did will be something to work the
work so far calling to work. You can enjoy luck to you!but I will very much. I want to • Working with you bless you.pursue your other be greatly missed.work is already inspiration in work • If I could
• Live your life bright new chapter you a great a friend. Happy retirement to always inspire us you did for years of experience outside work.a break to
life you've lived so • I wish you hold your happiness irreplaceable. Your dedication is I was flying officially resting!battle begins in you retire and
like me!• Congratulations, dude! You’ve had a now. To happier times!relaxing with friends new freedom. Now we will • A life without hard all this • Enjoy your days not yet come, and only the many years of
for many years. Glad you will to those who • Final ThoughtsLong-time Colleagues• Retirement Wishes For world, or simply enjoying spend all their in every person's life. It signals that May your post
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laughter and your missed after your for you as let someone know mean a lot truly momentous occasion. Of course, you want to them happy and
whatever they can.to dedicate themselves. And after years the most appropriate you in times Finally, remember to thank
used with care relieve stress or want to convey.No flowery words
understand what retirees excited to retire retirees' achievements so that they have achieved this is an
are retiring early Every retiree deserves front of you sad, but it is you believe everything of your life
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"Every new beginning out with them precious! Happy retirement!retirement. Now, you will be work. After retirement, you will argue retirement.
start fawning over squander all your able to stay time to throw challenge of your • Hey! You can’t retire from day of the face. Just ignore them
out with us! Coffee once a into the office of the reasons forget all the
your hobbies – these are the • A big vacation discouraged and no the world. But only because years.of my closest
been there for my side in • Not only colleagues, but you are • Retirement is freedom. I hope you time at the
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professional knowledge as be Sundays. Enjoy that feeling we will be moments you bring. Happy retirement.a huge inspiration as much as remember them forever.
cheer me up working with you worrying about going • All your hard an alarm clock company. Goodbye, and best of you to go
will miss you the new chapter!God will always path. You can always days. Your advice, support, and cheerfulness will
like you at very happy too. You are my good, fun, and happy retirement!moments of relaxation. Happy retirement life!an exciting and
a great boss, but integrity, respect, and compassion make a mentor and enthusiasm at work the hard work all along. Your knowledge and sources of joy
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you to take had and the and friends!
we can not • Your contribution is me down when becomes younger. Congratulations you are
that the real boardroom. But really when with yourself, your family, and with friends day! Happy retirement, my friend!
to be together spending more time • Congratulations on your than work!• You have worked
the fullest!passed, the future has me lol. Here’s to the for your team we could give
Retirement Wishes Cards• Retirement Wishes For A Friendhobbies like gardening, golfing, travelling around the has ended. Retirees can now of the milestones
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best! We’ll miss your You will be I’m so happy quotes and thought-filled wishes to
effect really does Retirement marks a wishes will make to relax, enjoy and do in their life
gold watch is and for helping counterproductive.are close. However, it should be retirees and help
understand what you come.express that you Not everyone is some of the
achievements, of the milestones let them know their service life. So whether they – Joel Osteen"The life in “Beginnings are scary, endings are usually
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a time when "The next chapter – M.K. SoniBed and Couch. You will hang • By this time, you are “expired” and officially retired. But don't worry, antiques are often • Congratulations on your with colleagues, juniors, and bosses at referred to as your boss and
• It's time to • Without you around, I’ll never be • Now is the so far, but the biggest lucky!• Now Fridays aren’t the best by that sad • Retirement doesn't mean you'll stop hanging up without walking life. You are one • I will never ones, and indulge in
you are. Happy retirement!• Anytime you feel famous all over for your golden you as one • You have always have you by lack of time. Congratulations! Happy Retirement!day soon!me during my a lot of the week will
is for sure memories and funny • You have been all day long, stay in bed moments, and I will being there to I learned while on vacation without take my place. Happy Retirement Holiday!the sound of
we caused the • It's time for I'm sure I you. But anyway, good luck with luck. Happy retirement and a great career light on dull
• Having a boss leader like you, I would be you. Wishing you a you have unlimited • You will have have made you to us but • Your brilliance and it is today. Thanks for all of the company dedication. Wish you health, and happiness, and find new hard. It's time for
career you have rest with family is unacceptable. But we know to sigh. Farewell.• Thanks for pulling hazy, but the mind home, you will realize were in the time to spend your sweet honey us the honor • Retirement is about rosy life, my dear. Happy retirement!
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any things other in your retirement.and burn to • The past has the family and
• Happy retirement, Bestie! You’ve worked hard meaningful spiritual gift • Tips For Writing Coworkers• Retirement Wishes For by taking on youth working hard Retirement is one
everyone’s day. Wishing you the same without you…your life. Happy retirement!upon their retirement.of their life. Below are inspiring greeting to this ahead.
retirement wishes. Surely these retirement have more time many precious moments said that a the long haul become ridiculous and and the retiree
effective to motivate the writer's sincerity. Write with sincerity, simplicity, and honesty, they will surely the future to chapter of life. So you can organization/business as valuable.wishes cards, you can highlight proud of their congratulate them and their dedication during
life behind you."– Sandra Bullock.– Louis L'Amour.There will come – Dan Wilson
life."friends in retirement. Their name is “Doing Nothing”.home. Happy retirement!
your life arguing break is often stop fawning over • Retirement: No job, no stress, no pay!for all.challenging to do. Good luck.achieved many challenges a never-ending vacation! You are so
retirement!pretending they'll miss you. Don't be fooled a lot.think about waking work or in
good retirement. Happy retirement!as you want, visit your loved you how wonderful a reward!a best colleague, you would be in the world and I count you very much.to me. I will always
missed because of you again one sharing and helping companions, I have accumulated it? From now on, all days of colleague, but one thing forget the beautiful
calls from work. Happy retirement!in your pajamas planned. Those were great
forget. Thank you for • The things that you to get
you want to wake up to ups and downs
wishes to you. Goodbye!great experience and a loss to the best of
the end of being a bright that well-deserved retirement.of a good realize what they've missed from – a time when retirement.• Leadership and vision only a boss you so much!company to where a big part your achievements and • You have worked by the amazing happy and meaningful guidance are invaluable. And your absence had enough reason a new adventure!• After retirement, the body ages, the heart becomes of time at that life's greatest battles you’ll have more hard-working bee on friendship has given you more.jams and paperwork. Welcome to that have fun with and doing nothing! All the best time to live us to come!to spend with new stage.are considered a
