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40 Cute Birthday Quotes, Wishes, and Messages

Birthday is one of the best days of our life. Cute messages, decorations, lovely gifts, and unique wishes make it more memorable. Everyone loves wishes, notes, and heartfelt quotes scribbled on their birthday ecards.

Suppose you are writing best birthday wishes for your brother, sister, friend, or any other special person in your life. The balance of happiness, surprise and joy could depend upon some beautiful cute birthday wishes.

That’s why we are here with 40 cute birthday quotes, wishes and messages. Let’s start with the list:

Cute Birthday Messages For Brother

Making a brother feel emotional is hard but these cute birthday greetings can get the job done:

• Happy Birthday to the boy who always supports me and defends me. May God bless you! Thank you for everything.

• Sending you hugs, smiles, and lots of love, my dear brother. Happy Birthday to you!

• On your special day, I wish you a lot of success with many smiles on your face. Happy Birthday my dear brother!

• I am wishing you a day filled with uncountable memories and a lot of blessings. Happy Birthday, dear!

• Happy Birthday! Do you know what makes you unique? The way you help and treat someone, my elder brother.

• I am wishing you a day filled with good health and happiness forever. Happy Birthday!

• I'm not there with you to celebrate your special day, but my blessings are always with you. Happy Birthday my younger brother!

• I am sending you Birthday wishes wrapped with lots of love. Happy Birthday, dear!

• Nothing is best for me to see my younger brother grow day by day. Happy Birthday!

• Your Birthday is like a festival for us. You are the only best and funniest person in our family. Happy Birthday! Stay comfortable and stay healthy!

Cute Birthday Quotes For Sister

• Sister, you are everything and more to me. I think myself to be one of the luckiest people on the planet! Congratulations on your Birthday. Happy Birthday!

• On your special day, my darling sister, I'd want to wish you an adventurous life full of fantastic discoveries and happy surprises! Happy Birthday!

• Happy Birthday! I'm sending a special birthday greeting to the most awesome friend and the most extraordinary lovely sister.

• Growing up with an excellent and exciting girl like you was a fantastic experience. I had collected all of our happy and thrilling childhood experiences. Happy Birthday, you'll always be that gorgeous little sister to me.

• I want to thank you for being the kindest and caring sister in the whole world, my sis. Nobody knows me better than you. I want to wish you a pleased birthday.

• The sisters do not have to be there all of the time, but it is a beautiful thing when they are—wishing you a pleased birthday.

• Thank you for taking on all of the beautiful looks in the family—and happy Birthday!

• We became buddies on our own after our parents made us siblings. Sis, Happy Birthday!

• Happy Birthday, most astonishing sister ever! You always know how to make me smile and brighten my day; I love you!

• It is such a gift to have such a fun, intelligent, and compassionate sister as you. Have a pleasant and fantastic day filled with everything you like!

Cute Birthday Wishes For Him

• To my wonderful guy, I wish you a pleased birthday! Meeting you was the best thing that has ever happened to me!

• You are a unique person in my eyes. So, as a boyfriend, you will have a particular place in my heart and unique happy birthday wishes for you.

• I want to offer you hugs and gentle kisses beneath the stars on your Birthday, but most of all, I want you to know how glad I am to be your girl. Happy Birthday my love!

• You bring pleasure, love, and light into my life. I wish you the happiest and wildest Birthday ever.

• On your special day, honey, I'm sending you an ocean of love! May your Birthday be as refreshing and fantastic as you are! Happy Birthday, sweetheart!

• This Birthday wish goes to the most significant person in my life! You complete my universe, dear.

• Your Arms are like a second home to me, where I find peace and strength to live—happy Birthday to the one who provides so many comforts.

• The most pleasing thing in the world is celebrating the Birthday of someone you care about. I am very fortunate to be able to call you mine. Happy Birthday, love!

• You are the ideal partner because of your love, compassion, smile, and tenderness. You are and will always be mine. Happy Birthday, my darling.

• When you hold me, I feel at home, secure, and warm on the inside. Happy Birthday to the guy I love with all of my heart!

Cute Birthday Wishes For Friend

• Life is so much more enjoyable having you in it. Happy Birthday to a very worthy buddy!

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• I'm incredibly proud of you and all you do. On your Birthday, here's to the world's finest Happy Birthday to my best buddy!

• Birthdays come around once a year, but the most incredible friends come around just once in a lifetime. Happy Birthday my friend! I'm thrilled to be able to call you mine!

• On your Birthday, I raise a glass to the brightest light in my life! Happy Birthday, dear!

• I'm so glad we got to grow up together. Here's to many more happy birthdays!

• On your Birthday, I wish you all the pleasure, love, and blessings the world has to give. Happy Birthday!

• You're not simply a best friend; you're a sincere friend as well. Thank you so much for all you do for me. I wish you the best of birthdays! Happy Birthday, dear!

• On your Birthday, I am sending my heartfelt greetings. Happy Birthday my best friend! We may be separated today, but you will always remain in our hearts.

• Dear buddy, happy Birthday! On this important day, I'm sending you loads of love and looking forward to the day we can see you again. Take care of yourself and keep yourself safe.

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Getting Older

By far the most common type of funny birthday wish is the one that makes fun of the person's age. Here are some hilarious examples.

• You're still hot after all these years… just not as hot as your birthday cake will be once all those candles are lit!

• Another birthday? You're going to need a bigger cake… or smaller candles!

• Don't fret over another birthday. You were already old.

• Happy Birthday! How does it feel to be REDACTED years old?

• Your birthday is the perfect time to recognize all your wonderful qualities, including the fact that you're older than me.

• Don't worry about having another birthday. Your body may be piling up the years, but your mental age continues to stagger along in the single digits.

• Let me be the first to wish you a Happy Birthday… and point out that you are older than dirt.

• Did you know that birthdays are good for you? Studies have shown that the more of them you have, the longer you live!

• Happy Birthday! I'm not saying you're old, but your birth certificate is on papyrus.

• Happy Birthday! There may be a few more wrinkles in your birthday suit, but you're still looking good!

• You look great for your age. Happy [age + 10] Birthday!

• Happy Birthday! Don't hurt yourself blowing out all those candles!

• Don't worry about turning a year older. Pretty soon you won't be able to remember your age anyway.

• It's your birthday! This is a big one. Then again, at your age, every birthday is a big one!

• I'm not saying you're old, but if you were milk I'd sniff you before pouring you on my cereal.

• Happy Birthday! For everyone's safety, please skip the candles this year.

Overindulging

Here are some humorous birthday wishes that focus on drinking and other indulgences.

• May your birthday be filled with all the happiness and joy that an immoderate amount of alcohol can provide.

• May you have loads of fun on your birthday. Remember: Not only does wine getter better with age, but age gets better with wine!

• Hope you have a wild time tonight. Just keep in mind that “It was my birthday” is not an actual legal defense.

• I hope your birthday celebration is full of many memorable moments, and that you can actually remember some of them the next day.

• Follow These Steps: 1) Eat cake. 2) Get drunk. 3) Have hot sex. 4) Repeat until you've had a Happy Birthday.

• It's your birthday? As if you needed an excuse to act irresponsibly!

• Just because you're older doesn't mean you can't party all you want on your birthday. Of course, getting up the next morning may be a problem.

• It's your birthday! Time to drink beer and eat sheet cake until you barf.

• At last you've reached an age where it's time to eat healthy, exercise, and limit your consumption of alcohol. (Are you laughing yet? This is the funniest birthday wish I could think of.)

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• Happy Birthday! If you wake up in a strange place tomorrow morning, you either 1) had too much to drink or 2) have gone senile. At your age, it could go either way.

• Hope you take plenty of pictures on your birthday. Just don't forget to delete the incriminating ones!

For Men

Here are some funny birthday messages specifically for a guy.

• Happy Birthday to a guy who still isn't showing his age… or acting it!

• Happy Birthday! Hope you consume plenty of cake, beer, and ED meds.

• Happy Birthday to a guy who's witty, manly, handsome… and reminds me a lot of myself!

• Happy Birthday! Don't worry – I would never make fun of your age. You might hit me with your walking cane!

• Sure, you've got more wrinkles, less hair, and your balls are sagging ever closer to your knees, but… eh, I got nothin'. Happy Birthday!

• Happy Birthday, man! I was going to arrange for a beautiful woman to jump out of a cake for you, but your age, it could trigger a heart attack.

For Women

Here are some funny birthday wishes for a lady.

• Happy Birthday to an old lady who still knows how to party!

• Happy Birthday to someone who's an even bigger diva than me!

• Remember: It's better to be a year older than a month late. Happy Birthday!

• It's your birthday! Turn up the sass, fill up your glass, and go kick some ass!

• Happy Birthday, lady! You keep looking young, and I'll keep refusing to tell people how old you really are. Deal?

More Funny Birthday Wishes

Finally, here are some miscellaneous birthday wishes to put a smile on someone's face.

• I didn't get you a gift or a card, but please accept this half-assed Happy Birthday wish sent via social media.

• Congrats on escaping the womb many years ago.

• Happy Birthday to someone who's not completely annoying most of the time.

• I was going to send you a big wad of cash for your birthday, but then I realized that just knowing me was enough of a gift.

• Congrats on avoiding death's clutches for another year.

• Your birthday is a good time to take stock of your life, remember all the good times, and marvel at the fact that you've managed to survive this long.



Have you been searching for a unique way to wish someone a happy birthday? Well, you aren’t alone. After all, who doesn’t want to show their love with that perfect birthday wish! Everyone is looking for a unique way to say happy birthday.

This is why we’ve collected together 50 different ways to say happy birthday. Plus, we have something extra for you below, so read on.

How to Say Happy Birthday 50 Different Ways

You sustained one more year. Congrats!

I wish you a happier birthday than anyone else has wished you.

Didn’t we just celebrate this like a year ago?

You sustained one more year. Congrats!

Don’t count the candles, enjoy your day.

Happy you day.

Age is just a number.

I’m glad you were born.

I’m thinking of you on your birthday.

Another year, another 365 trips around the sun. May your next 365 trips be your best yet.

Time for your birthday tickles!

Happiest birthday to the happiest person I know.

May all your wishes come true.

Happy oldest-you-have-ever-been and youngest-you-will-ever-be-again day

Happy older you day.

Many happy returns of the day.

Many more happy returns.

To good health and happiness, happy birthday.

Have a good one.

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May the best of your birthdays be today, and today be the least of those yet to come.

Happy level up day.

Happy anniversary of the day you were brought from the warm comfort of your mother’s womb into this world.

I congratulate you on surviving another year.

Haha, you’re older than me. Happy birthday.

Congratulations on another spin around the sun.

age=age+1

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.

Have a smashing birthday.

Happy birthday and happy every day, you are loved.

¡ʎɐpɥʇɹıq ʎddɐɥ

Have an ecstatically happy birthday.

Love, happiness, and a day full of joy for you.

Happy anni-birth-ery!

It’s your day.

It’s your special day.

You’re how old now!? Whoa.

It’s your birthday, time to celebrate.

Have a birthday.

Of all the people I know, you are the one whose birthday is today.

It’s your birthday, yet you are a gift to the world.

Happy birthday, champ.

Cut the cake, pour the champagne, and let the good times flow.

Here’s to aging and wrinkles.

Another birthday?

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I wish you have the nicest birthday ever!

Have a fabulous birthday.

Wishing you many more candles to blow.

A day just for you.

How to Say "Happy Birthday" in Different Languages

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag – German.

Bon Anniversaire – French.

Buon Compleanno – Italian.

Charoúmena Genéthlia – Greek.

Eyd Mawlid Saeid – Arabic.

Feliz Aniversario – Portugese.

Feliz Cumpleaños – Spanish.

Furaha ya Kuzaliwa – Swahili.

Gefeliciteerd Met Je Verjaardag – Dutch.

Gratulerer Med Dagen – Norwegian.

Hauʻoli lā hānau – Hawaiian.

La Multi Ani – Romanian.

Maligayang Kaarawan – Filipino.

Otanjoubi Omedetou – Japanese.

Saeng-il Chugha – Korean.

Selamat Hari Lahir – Malaysian.

Selamat Ulang Tahun – Indonesian.

Sheng Ri Kuai Le – Chinese.

Veels Geluk Met Jou Verjaarsdag – Afrikaans.

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Don't want a cliché line on the birthday card? Here's a list of funny, deep and heartfelt Happy Birthday quotes for friends that will make them smile.

Is it just me or is it always someone's birthday?

Don't get me wrong. Birthdays are fun. Cake, parties and having fun with family and friends are something we won't have enough.

But when it comes to sending birthday wishes or choosing birthday quotes to write on a card, it can be a headache. The last thing we want is a cliché birthday wish, especially when it's for a best friend.

So here are Happy Birthday Quotes for friends to save on your phone.

Don't forget to note down the birthdays of friends on the calendar so you won't miss any of them. It's better late than never. But it's for the best not to be late, right?

Now onto the birthday quotes and happy birthday sayings.

Best Birthday Quotes And Wishes For Friends

Table Of Content

• Funny Happy Birthday Quotes For A Friend

• Sweet and Cute Happy Birthday Wish For Friends

• Deep and Thought-provoking Quotes For A Friend’s Birthday

• Funny Birthday Quotes For The 20th Birthday

• Hilarious Birthday Quotes For The 30th Birthday

Hilarious Happy Birthday Quotes

• Happy belated birthday messages for a friend

Funny Happy Birthday Quotes For A Friend

Conquer the world one cake at a time. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, sweetie. Here's another year of laughing together, messing up together and making it together.

You are about to have another year of pure awesomeness. Happy birthday.

You may be aging, but never expire.

In dog’s year, you are dead. But you are still here. How amazing is that?

Take a deep breath. Eat the whole cake. And enjoy the day!

You are the one I want to grow old with. Happy birthday.

What do you call it when someone gets younger year after year? Magic.

I hope your birthday doesn't succ.

I'll do anything for you on your birthday, except figuring out where to eat.

Hey old friend, or should I say older friend? Happy birthday.

Your birthday outshines the other 364 days. Happy Bday!

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the more you have the longer you live.

You've always been a headache, but a sweet one. Happy birthday.

Don't get me wrong. I'm here for the cake.

Birthdays are reminders for cake. So what are we waiting for?

Sweet and Cute Happy Birthday Wish For Friends

Birthdays are the best occasions to warm the heart of your best friend. These super cute birthday sayings and quotes will let your friends know how much you care about them.

Life's too short not to celebrate every chance you get! Happy birthday!

Hugs, kisses and lots of birthday wishes!

I hope your cake is as sweet as you are. Happy birthday.

Age only matters if you are cheese.

A little older, a lot wiser. Happy birthday!

You are the most underrated star beneath the sky. Happy birthday.

If you are whiskey, you just got more delicious. Happy birthday!

I hope you have a day that is otter this world.

Happy Birthday to the friend I couldn’t live without!

I don't want you to have a happy birthday, I want you to have the happiest B-day ever.

I wish I have known you earlier so we could be friends for longer. Happy Birthday!

Deep and Thought-provoking Quotes For A Friend's Birthday

Birthday is a reminder that we are one year older. It marks the end of a year and the beginning of another.

Here are 12 deep birthday quotes that will inspire both you and your friends to cherish each moment and live in the presence.

You are as old as you think you are.
– Abhishek Bachchan

There are two great days in a person's life – the day we are born and the day we discover why.
– William Barclay

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
– Oprah Winfrey

Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
– Ausonius

You don't get older, you get better.
– Shirley Bassey

You should live every day like it's your birthday.
– Paris Hilton

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Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
– Jean Paul

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
– George Harrison

Youth has no age.
– Pablo Picasso

Every birthday is a gift. Every day is a gift.
– Aretha Franklin

Making the years count instead of counting the years.

Today is the oldest you have been and the youngest you'll ever be again.
– Eleanor Roosevelt

Funny Birthday Quotes For The 20th Birthday

The 20th birthday is a special moment. As the beginning of the second decade of life, it also opens the chapter of being a grown-up.

So here are some of the best 20th birthday quotes to celebrate this significant day of your friend.

Each candle stands for a decade from now on. Happy 20th birthday!

Today you may be stepping out from your teenage, but you are stepping into the fast lane of growth as well. Happy 20th birthday.

Go make every 20-something jealous. Happy 20th birthday.

I wish you are growing into the person you looked up to when you are a kid. Happy 20th birthday!

Never lose your inner child. Happy 20th birthday.

The pressure of adulting will come up soon. But first, CAKE! Happy 20th birthday.

Your teenage just expired. Happy 20th birthday!

Today you are the youngest 20-something I know. Happy 20th birthday.

Farewell good old days. Now you have to find other excuses to do something stupid.

From now on, birthdays aren't necessarily something to be happy about.

I wonder how your mom handles your entire teenage madness. Yes, you heard me, “entire”. Happy birthday.

You have an awesome 2 decades of life. Now go out and make the next one epic. Happy 20th birthday.

Hilarious Birthday Quotes For The 30th Birthday

After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
– Bette Midler

Make the most of today because it’s all going downhill from here. Happy 30th birthday!

Every day, someone somewhere turns 30. Today it’s you. Sorry but sometimes bad things happen.

If you feel bad about turning 30, think about turning 40!

From now on, hormones are not the ones making your decisions. Happy 30th birthday!

Today is the first day of the rest of a fabulous life. Happy 30th birthday.

If life is TV, the boring reruns in the morning are over. And here comes the real show. Happy 30th birthday.

Happy belated birthday messages for a friend

And don’t feel guilty about not sending the best birthday wishes on time. It’s better late than never. So here is a list of belated Happy Birthday quotes and best belated birthday wishes for a friend.

Apologies for my time perception disorder, and Happy belated Birthday!

I know you had lots of wishes yesterday, but it’s me that is still thinking of you today. Happy belated birthday!

I’m not late. I’m just stretching the celebration of this special day.

You must have looked so young that I missed your birthday.

Sorry about being late for your birthday, I was busy saving the world.

Since I am late, let’s celebrate your birth-week, shall we?

Good things take time, just like me remembering your birthday.

I am not late for your birthday. I’m 364 days early for next year.

I’m not late. I do what I enjoy in slow-motion. — happy belated birthday!

Since you never look your age, my birthday greetings couldn’t find the recipient and bounced.

Do you enjoy these birthday quotes?

Alright, there you have it. I hope you and your bestie enjoy these happy birthday quotes, sayings and wishes for friends.

Make each birthday a great day to celebrate your friendship!

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