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​Selamat Hari Lahir ​Time for your ​If life is ​

​You don't get older, you get better.​birthday doesn't succ.​Saeng-il Chugha – Korean.​your best yet.​a fabulous life. Happy 30th birthday.​– Ausonius​

​I hope your ​Otanjoubi Omedetou – Japanese.​365 trips be ​

​the rest of ​years.​year after year? Magic.​Maligayang Kaarawan – Filipino.​around the sun. May your next ​

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​someone gets younger ​– Romanian.​Another year, another 365 trips ​Today is the ​the happiness time ​

​call it when ​La Multi Ani ​birthday.​your decisions. Happy 30th birthday!​age is. Let us know ​What do you ​– Hawaiian.​

​you on your ​the ones making ​know what old ​with. Happy birthday.​Hauʻoli lā hānau ​I’m thinking of ​

​From now on, hormones are not ​Let us never ​to grow old ​– Norwegian.​were born.​40!​

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​Verjaardag – Dutch.​a number.​

​bad about turning ​is in life ​day!​

​Gefeliciteerd Met Je ​Age is just ​If you feel ​your life, the more there ​cake. And enjoy the ​– Swahili.​

​Happy you day.​bad things happen.​praise and celebrate ​breath. Eat the whole ​

​Furaha ya Kuzaliwa ​candles, enjoy your day.​30. Today it’s you. Sorry but sometimes ​The more you ​Take a deep ​Feliz Cumpleaños – Spanish.​Don’t count the ​Every day, someone somewhere turns ​

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​– William Barclay​that?​Feliz Aniversario – Portugese.​more year. Congrats!​downhill from here. Happy 30th birthday!​discover why.​still here. How amazing is ​

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​a person's life – the day we ​You may be ​

​Buon Compleanno – Italian.​Didn’t we just ​– Bette Midler​great days in ​

​awesomeness. Happy birthday.​Bon Anniversaire – French.​has wished you.​its own.​There are two ​

​year of pure ​Geburtstag – German.​than anyone else ​a mind of ​– Abhishek Bachchan​

​to have another ​Alles Gute zum ​a happier birthday ​After 30, a body has ​think you are.​You are about ​for you.​

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