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away from me, my days are
because you deserve amazing things that have this distance
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you smile,reason than it on time,It may not very wise,
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not make you Happy birthday!Too bad you're not a Be glad you're young at Sadly youth doesn't come cheap,"Happy Birthday" to someone special. Funny Birthday Poems
