without you. Happy birthday, my wife.”
- you discover you're old!
when your children
to tell the ,
and can't imagine life
age of discovery
are getting old
and the eyesight
,
in our lives
• 50 is the
• You know you
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to have you
answer!)to repeat yourself.
the ones that
Information obtained from and care. We are grateful • I'm 39 1/2 (and that's my final when you tend to run into
birthday justice!”you with love rehearsal!are getting oldthe good fortune won't do your
you and bless 40, it's just a You know you anyway;candle blowing – a half-blown candle just birthday. May God protect • Up to age
to repeat yourself.I never liked important task of a happy 64th • 40, but still Sporty!
when you tend forget the people energy for the blessings, I wish you • I'm not 40, I'm 39.95, plus tax!are getting oldthe senility toto conserve your “With love and
birthday!• You know you God grant me come. And make sure good health.”of your 21st bifocals.
• Senility Prayerare still to bless you with the 19th anniversary sun hitting your of it!
how many milestones love, joy, and gifts, and may God • Here's to celebrating is from the • Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most how far you've come and be filled with
look this good!in your eyes still cookin'!and reflect on in my life. May this day 40 years to
when the gleam • Over 40 and take a moment to have you • It took me are getting old speed!
of emotions, but remember to birthday, I feel fortunate perfect 10's!• You know you hill, you pick up feel a mix “On your 64th
• Forty is 4 you.• Once you're over the older, it's normal to of our family.”• Forty isn't old - IF you're a tree!"old person" looking back at for sissies. --Bette Davisanother milestone birthday! As you grow as a part years, 20 in spirit!
to see that • Old age ain't no place “Congratulations on reaching to have you • I'm 40 in and are shocked
and vigor.gray hair. Happy birthday, dear friend.”retirement. We are grateful was sooo old. You were right!into the mirror
treachery beat youth embrace of your have a wonderful you thought 40 when you look • Old age and and a proud
us pride, and may you were little and are getting old far.filled with rest and achievements bring
• Remember when you • You know you to go very with a day loved. Your hard work 40!cabinet.
a lot, but fortunately it's too weak stone age, but let's celebrate yours you are still 10, I'm a perfect in the medicine • My mind wanders
different during the different, but know that of 1 to and not enough and TV!were a lot
“At 64, things may seem • On a scale in the house Now it's beer, the old lady young! I'm sure birthdays health and happiness.”22 years experience.
too much room be wine, women and song,think that you're 64 years you with good • 40: I'm 18 with when you have
• It used to “It's amazing to of years. May God bless Milestone Birthday Yearsare getting old what happened!
just a number.”that determines one's age, not the number it! Happy Birthday!• You know you young person wondering
that time is scare you, it's the heart to think of winded playing chess.person is a the past, but you're living proof you are now. Don't let age
older . . . You are, of course, but it's best not when you get • Inside every older been different in and confident as yourself as getting are getting old long time!
you are. Ageing may have remain as cheerful • Don't think of • You know you young a very the precious gem
happy 64th birthday. May you always golden years...I'm not impressed.wife.• I'm not old, I've just been of yourself like
“Wishing you a • So, these are the street is your teenager!and take care new adventures. Happy birthday, my dear.”run me over.
helped across the • I'm not old, I'm a recycled age with grace
travel and experience or trying to
old gray-haired lady you older, I'm getting bitter.that you'll continue to
allow you to
passing me by when the little
• I'm not getting happy 64th birthday! Here's to hoping never fade, and your finances if life is are getting old used to be.
“Wishing you a never falter, your youthful spirit • I can't figure out • You know you old as I in our eyes.”in great shape. May your health
victim of gravity!it.• I'm not as a timeless classic “At 64, you are still
• I'm not old; I'm just a be reminded of • I'm not aging, I'm marinating!and lost teeth, you'll always be
and family.”on the YOUNG!is not to old ladies body!the gray hair your loved ones • Youth is wasted
for our birthday girl, locked in an be celebrated. Don't worry about birthdays surrounded by a roller coaster.thing we want 16 year old with time, and that's something to
and all future once got from when the only • I'm just a “Happy 64th birthday, my dear friend! You've grown wiser this special day chair that you
• We know we're getting old in my bottom!about.”and joy. May you celebrate from a rocking DULL evening.teeth and lead
aging is all nothing but happiness the same sensation forward to a hair, gold in my and experiencing what 64th birthday, I wish you
when you get when you look "metallic years"; silver in my
older than me is an inspiration, and on your • You're getting old are getting old • I'm entering the big number. Thanks for being “Your entire life other places!
• You know you than under it.number, but for you, it's a pretty you.”• Young at heart, slightly older in rocking chair started!
over the hill is just a those closest to Social Security.you can't get your
• I'd rather be “Happy 64th birthday, my old friend. They say age happiness, joy, and love from youngest starts collecting • You know you're old when
service.and happiness.”be surrounded by
old when your do!offers same day bring you joy twenties. May you always
• You know your often than you photographic memory. Unfortunately, it no longer ones and family
was in your as your grandson.goes out more • I have a
health and wealth. May your loved
unchanged, just like it the same age
when your back optional!
be blessed with “Happy 64th birthday, my dear friend! Your radiance remains
your doctor is • You know you're getting old
mandatory. Growing up is your life, and may you Now, you can followare old when
be a nap!• Growing old is new chapter in check out our:• You know you when "Happy Hour" turns out to
into your body!the world. This is a Don't forget to in M.D.are getting old old person crawl
gorgeous woman in be used 37, 64, etc.only names ending • You know you • Don't let an
to the most correct age (and math, if appropriate). Any age can black book contains when everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work!• Classic, Genuine, Antique Person!
“Happy 64th birthday sayings, but substitute the when your little are getting old all.bring you happiness.”
• Use the same are getting old • You know you all, I just can't remember it
than anything. May the world • Happy 30-Something! (or Happy 40-Something!, Happy 50-Something!, etc.)• You know you stay immature indefinitely!
all, I've done it love you more • Great at 80!belt won't.
young once, but you can all, I've heard it of you and • Spectacular at 70
buckle and your • You are only • At my age, I've seen it with ease. I am proud
• Sexy at 60when your knees I grew up!
with time!career and family than you do.are getting old
to be when fine wine; it gets better
amazing person, balancing both your goes out more • You know you
things I wanted
• Age is like
“Happy 64th birthday, dear friend. You are an • Life after 50: when your back girl.one of the maturity.
64th birthday. Happy birthday, my love.”Fabulous Fifties!see a pretty • Wrinkled was not
to pay for
to celebrate your • Welcome to the door when you into shredded wheat?very high price this wonderful journey. It's an honor • Nifty at Fifty!
opens the garage wild oats turn • Age is a more years of
age. --Victor Hugowhen your pacemaker • When did my
unlisted.more special. Here's to many youth of old are getting old used to be.number, and mine is makes it even
youth; Fifty is the • You know you get, the better I • Age is a by my side
old age of middle-aged.• The older I your head.blessing, and having you
• Forty is the begin to look difference.don't mind, it don't matter!
“Life is a number, old is in how old you
up some other eighty and gradually • Life would be
young person wondering get the urge • After fifty it's patch, patch, patch.apart.
• Aged to Perfection!used to be.• It is better
is listening to cut the mustard...I just need • Old age is am. --Bernard M. Baruchtaken better care
the tea kettle.
it is.roast a turkey!• When I was
staying young is • You know you're old when me fine,
merely standing up. --Bob Hopea lot of age is the • Mid-life crisis? My whole life
• You're not over • Middle age is sixty has spent
do things, and yet you to wear out, fall out, or spread out.the telephone rings to the net. --Franklin P. Adamswhen you are
can do as to get over that period in and choosing the
your cereal for
the mind and that every new again!
• You may not old! I demand a
older. I just collect grouchy, you just don't like ttraffic, waiting, crowds, lawyers, loud music, unruly kids, barking dogs, politicians and a
want socks for walking DOWN a you're "here after"
when you spend are willing to your kidsyou still don't feel good.
• You know you are getting old
are safe with to look half
premiums.• You know you when work is you two tries
gallon of gas • You know you • You know you
are getting old is anything else
when you lean longer than eating room.
are getting old when you no
until they come on the patio.
• You know you
when you're cautioned to only remember where
are getting old are getting old out the light
the neighbors don't even realize you?"Over the Hill, Middle-Age and Olderappetizers dips salsa
(football, baseball, basketball, golf, ice hockey, soccer, skiing, cheerleading, bowling party, more)2x3 or 3x4 and if you
get used to have to think the age of
your marvels. --Merry Browneperson is a if you never
fence!body is falling • More candles: Bigger wish!• Nostalgia isn't what it new friends!
about growing old • I can still your age. --Lucille Ball
older than I this long, I would have get are from
sometimes forget what candles. Now I could with it.• The secret to
miss my mind!my dentures fit weightlifting consists of boys, and so will thing about middle
an elevator!bald they don't recognize you. - Bennett Cerfeating. - Arnold Bennett
• A man of being asked to when everything starts Saturday night and to rush up
• Middle age is life when one time than have • Middle age is of two temptations when you choose when broadness of
so many people wind it up hill?!• I'm not that • I'm not getting when you're not really when you actually
out of breath to get something... then wonder what are getting old fewer things you
to bed before bad habits and over... • You know you when your secrets twice as long of the insurance work.
are getting old when it takes people what a at 2 a.m. is indigestion.the crowd.• You know you yourself if there are getting old
morning pills takes walks into the • You know you are getting old you've put away out is sitting police.
are getting old and then can
• You know you • You know you
when you turn a party and
at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake and Sayings
Fun & Free StuffNew Categories!Magnet Categoriesmatter of mind 10 years to
once. After that you be born at you've lost all • Inside every older in its grasp pastures, you can't climb the and now my
it!out!good thing. You're always meeting • The worst thing the alternatives. --Maurice Chevalier
to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about always 15 years going to live only whistles you now since I over my birthday
like and stick juice is working!but Lord I bifocals,age when your
• Boys will be • The really frightening favorite songs in and wrinkled and
three years in them down. - T. S. Eliot
are the hardest. You are always • Middle age is sitting home on and too old not.a period of have a good
earlier. --Daniel Bennetthaving the choice
• Middle age is • Middle age is
age, you've already met clock, but you can • Over the hill? I don't remember any be this old!remember right now.
are getting old are getting old
when you run the "here-after". you go somewhere • You know you when there are when you go
up all your
and over and either.
are getting old when it takes sports car because a lot more
• You know you are getting old find yourself telling reason you’re still awake
early to beat are down there.
the floor, and then ask
• You know you when taking your
your stomach in, no matter who a challenge.• You know you
when the clothes of a night of by the • You know you
more logical location
snow.
ones.are getting old when you have
when people call Funny Birthday Quotes
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• Age is a • It takes about • You're only young we could only • You know you're old when
snowball. --Doug Larson
has you firmly you find greener
my head together the hill - I can't get up than to rust
• Senility is a
jar!
when you consider
staying young is
• To me, old age is known I was hill when the age is easier
could toast marshmallows age you really action" means your prune
Heartfelt Birthday Wishes for a 64-Year-Old Man, Husband, Brother, or Male Friend
is perfect,• I like my • You know you’ve reached middle of it. --Doris Daycrisis!!!you hear your are so gray bed and over
enough to turn fifty and seventy it isn't for you. --Ring Lardnerwhen you are take up golf but would rather • Middle age is he'd rather not get you home • Middle age is
waist change places.of someone else.you reach middle turn back the • So many candles, so little cake!• Too young to you can't seem to
• You know you • You know you are getting old time thinking about for.are getting old are getting old when you give at telling stories; over and over they can't remember them
• You know you are getting old when you don't want a fun--and fun is from the couch.• You know you when you frequently when the only concerts and ballgames do while you something up off
Birthday Wishes for a 64-Year-Old Woman, Wife, Sister, or Female Friend
sausage.are getting old trying to hold speed limits as in style.are getting old when your idea your doctor instead
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• Age is a are.excuse.approach eighteen. --Mark Twaininfinitely happier if what happened.to throw a • The aging process • By the time
• I finally got • I'm not over to wear out your children's advice.help opening the not so bad • The secret of of myself!
• If I had • You know you're over the • Lying about my a kid I to find an "getting a little my hearing aid • You're not old. You're chronologically gifted.middle-aged men.knowledge that you'll grow out has been a
Humorous Birthday Wishes for a 64-Year-Old Man and Woman
the hill until when your classmates twenty years in are not decrepit • The years between and you hope • Middle age is too young to
much as ever it. --Oscar Wildea man's life when one that will the fiber, not the toy!narrowness of the acquaintance reminds you
• By the time be able to recount!wrinkles!few other things Christmas.flight of stairs.• You know you a lot of wait in line • You know you • You know you
are getting old when you're very good your friends because as good.• You know you are getting old a lot less to get up USED to cost.are getting old are getting old
when you leave you need to over to pick your pancakes and • You know you when you quit longer think of back in style... have come back • You know you are getting old slow down by it used to when you move when people warn for economic reasons it.• You know you
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