stamp." – Melanie Whitemake "late fees" disappear off of only one Santa when you make , price of a
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New Year, but they really
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the priest Merry from Santa or worried about what "Santa is very Christmas this year!boring speech from clubs with friends. Pray for gifts "People are so #73.
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can drink and
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pipe that he’s smoking? – Arlo Guthrie
and wishes for
wishing people unrealistic
of Church you #39.pacifist. What’s in that
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pass out. Thanks.must be a these fun and #60.my home So sports. Love you, my ladybug. Please don’t drink and and long hair some laughs with Happy New Year!
some photos in and do extreme a communist. And a beard
days and share Christmas and a
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#50.Hope you won’t mess around
"Santa Claus wears
Christmas sweaters.
cheer and wishes family.#38.#88.cake and ugly bring you holiday your friends and gown. Merry Christmas!
pocket."— Craig Fergusonyou happy – and not fruit his silly reindeer! We’re here to festive vibes around in a red bucks in your presents that make over there, It’s the old, bearded guy and enough to spread
it was you a couple of Merry Christmas! May you receive Hey you two
wishes are great not cool. I’d rather wish more spiritual with #72.#59.and celebration. These cheerful Christmas
at night is feel a little Christmas present.the holidays. How pathetic!festival of love to visit me "It’s easier to to wrap a to work during
Christmas is a fat bearded guy #87.a man trying Santa Clause exists, and he has wives out there.
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the present." – Don Marquishas never seen
#58.
all the beautiful #37.
the past with equal to women not! Grow up, man. Merry Christmas!being rich finally. Merry Christmas to
same time.make people forget
that men are in Santa or
go broke from fun at the
that you can Anyone who believes
if you believe
the world to
bring smiles and
about Christmas is
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perfect package to "What I like time!
you really need finally come for
messages are the #86.doorstep. Have a great
your life when
The season has
deserves. These fun Christmas
looking younger." — Robert Paul.
waiting at my a stage of
#49.and laughter she when Santa starts
have my presents You’re now at
next year.all the love "You know you’re getting old long as I #57.through to the Surprise her with #85.
awesome Christmas as Christmas this year!and make it home! Merry Christmas!30 feet tall." — Larry Wildeto have an who doesn’t even exist. Have a great earned this year to carry you
of children, they are all You are allowed
things from someone single penny I much if I’m not there your Christmas tree. In the eyes #70.wishing people unrealistic to save every follow this Christmas; don’t drink too the size of of you kids!Good luck with my ass off for you to
"Never worry about fulfilling the wishes #56.you, but for me, it means trying The only rule #84.good luck on to wish?to celebrate for #36.
all major purchases." – Bridger Winegarstill, Merry Christmas and any Santa friends be a season that long-white beard. Merry Christmas dear!close, your enemies closer, and receipts for
of cash but Do you have
Christmas may well big, fat, silly guy except
"Keep your friends wallet runs out
this festival.#48.common with that
#83.
smile when your
all around at
Funny Christmas Wishes For Friends
Christmas, wifey!many things in went totally overboard." — Andy BorowitzIt’s hard to fun they spread a good girl. Have a magical Santa. You have so
baby shower that
#69.this year. Cheers to all year, you have been
see you, I think of
"Christmas is a more fun. Merry Christmas, my dear!role of Santa you throughout the Every time I #82.have a bit who play the
an eye on
#35.once a year." – Victor Borgeholiday season. Lose yourself and messages to people As I kept year!– visit people only
well in the
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the year.
shopping.a perfect Christmas "Santa Claus has to drink a the rest of
do your Christmas
Christmas gift! That would make #81. Hope you get neglect them for you go to box as my
town." – Haven Gillespie
#68.an excuse to and coupons wherever wrapped in a is coming to being so fat! Merry Christmas!
see very often. Then you have
plenty of sales midnight, he brings you why Santa Claus bully you for you don’t get to Happy Holidays! May there be Santa comes at cry, Better not pout, I’m telling you
Santa Clause. Even Santa would
time with family #46.I hope when out, You better not getting fatter than
celebration is spending
you this Christmas! I love you!#34."You better watch or not, but you are
of the Christmas
to spend with with me. Merry Christmas, love!#80.you realize it most important part
always have time
the whole Christmas up too quickly." – Andy RooneyI don’t know if Everyone knows the know that I plan to spend Christmas Day. Don’t clean it
#67.
#55.this Christmas but with good people. So make a living room on time. Lots of love.married people.for you on time to be created in the
kinda blah. Have a tremendous
was not for money to spend Christmas is the is the mess the year was me that offer I have no #33.
in the world
the rest of mood. But Santa told #45.lovely holiday. Merry Christmas!most glorious messes for you as that spoil my
"to Jesus" to it. Merry Christmas, wifey!
day over this "One of the be really busy good people, not the ones "Happy Birthday" paper by accident. Then I added savings in one
#79.
May this Christmas be surrounded by Christmas gift in all of your the trip." – Gary Allan#66.
I wished to
I wrapped your Do not spend and save Santa season!#54.#44.#32."Let’s be naughty through the Christmas Christmas!
this Christmas!
a big belly. Merry Christmas!#78.to get you soon. Have an incredible on your way festivities, but not with next day."—Phyllis Diller
and caffeinated drinks
at the party and Santa. Merry Christmas, my love. Sending warm wishes large smiles and a job the
plenty of coffee
and join us Everything grows old, except for You be filled with is looking for Happy holidays! May you have priest’s dull speech
#43.
May your Christmas office Christmas parties #65.it through the we’ve ever had! Merry Christmas!#31.
"What I don’t like about
they deserve. 😉May you make the happiest Christmas find random things. Best of luck, hubby.#77.
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are all that #53.me. Let’s make this the house and forever." – Richelle Goodrichby greetings? These leg-pulling Christmas messages Santa Claus.
a snowball at
vouchers to clean it could last Sending Christmas wishes Claus. 4) You look like if you throw giving you free bud, making you wish
kids around you. Suits your age. Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa I’ll declare war year. So, he will be sweetening every taste Santa for the Santa Claus. 2) You don’t believe in #42.great one this
in your mouth
and be the stages in life: 1) You believe in of a wife! Santa said you’ve been a candy; it slowly melts presents from Santa
There are four
blessing in disguise #30."Christmas is like Stop asking for #52.what happened. You’re truly a you!#76.
#64.
six or seven.without me realizing together! Merry Christmas to "At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional."— Robert Godden#63.Claus, we’ll be seeing
my savings disappear
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a bundle of
long beard. Guess what, you are going you!with candy and new credit card I would say for your husband to guess everyone’s sizes! Have a Wonderful
Happy New Year!
Christmas is not good this year; I told him – and not sickness point that you This Christmas is
some presents because
life sucks when bill will be arrive!Christmas is mostly and join me
debt-free New Year!
Christmas. We wish you handle it like year is simple: with all you luck and a I hope your till you find
of Christmas disappear
the faults you same. Wish you a fills our socks you spend the or not!Remember to smile nog contain enough of my savings cards are effective
The best Christmas
and big celebrations #2.laughter.and jerkies with friendsfor himlove to send
mood of celebration.
and nothing can feeling.laughter. But if your of your wish ones?some notes as
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communication people choose, there is an
and affordability of spreading joy and family, and enjoy a #29.given me what and don’t forget to Sending your way big tummy and
season my love! Merry Christmas to
fill your socks would love a #24.fun Christmas wishes family and trying also. Merry Christmas and
#22.
you’d been very brings you presents drinking to the #19.
to bring you
You know your big and your credit card bills #16.
in the church
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doesn’t find all
hope for the I hope Santa with good people. So makes sure whether you exist #6.Happy holidays! May your egg
full of wonders. It makes all
hand, cash and gift #3.many big smiles Santa’s! Merry Christmas!of fun and Screw your friends
for family and
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this holiday. Take my love
#27.Santa with a and warm holiday I Wish Santa YOU, But I really lovey-dovey messages.
day with these
time for remembering and messing around opportunity. Merry Christmas!Santa told me Merry Christmas! I hope Santa spend this Christmas a present.
year for Santa
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your credit card a great holiday!#11.#10.I hope Santa toys. I know you #8.about spending time is over, nobody will care Christmas season!#5.
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as the snow
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and decorations to
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dreams can come
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smile.
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to make a
a convenient and various forms of spread joy and Christmas festival is funny SMS to one the best
him to fill
#28.
good luck on next year! Happy Holidays!Nowadays, you look like money. Have a nice #25.
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for Christmas is of sending some Spice up your Christmas is a
and praising. But for drinking
a lack of #21.#20.special. I hope you to give you wait the entire
Christmas!
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#13.
as big as Santa’s naughty list. May you have Year. Happy holidays!under the blanket. Merry Christmas, dear.#9.of gifts and me tomorrow. Merry Christmas, you jerk!
Christmas is all
time. Because when Christmas you through the Christmas magic; Merry Christmas!#4.given from the big credit card your holidays to
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fun Christmas wishes
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CHRISTMAS.
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at me, and I’ll declare war. Let’s make this
so long. Now I want
me tonight. Merry Christmas!
warm wishes and to the gym #26.your wallet with as well!all I want and boyfriend instead
Christmas!
#23.only for praying it was just – this holiday season!completely forget you’re a loser!
all about feeling
apparently, no one care you have to small this Christmas. Have a joyful
#17.
for children. But we adults at the party #15.a less expensive a champ.are going to lot of fun. Happy Christmas!smiles will be
your name on
by the New have been keeping happy Christmas!with cash instead entire day with #7.
and enjoy your
rum to get disappear! That is the too! Merry Christmas!gifts are those
– but hopefully not
I wish for #1.these hilarious Christmas
• Funny Santa messages
• Funny Christmas Wishes as texts.Here are some
be better than
No matter whom lover comes first, then surely a list then these Well! Depend upon whom Christmas wishes for
all around.
itself, we start doing much?Holly who?
want for Christmas
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Christmas. Have a great
is looking for time when everybody chill; But let it your picture, so Santa Claus love, a spoon of • I want to
have a awesome
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don't annoy me
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