Funny Birthday Poems For Him

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​colorful balloons,​Oh I did ​to​
​for birthday cake​a check for ​Visions appear of ​
​makeup you use,​and a stud ​
​You are craving ​add,​
​find.​Some sort of ​
​your handsome​your mood​
​directs me to ​thoughts, it’s hard to ​
​the years,​dear​party and change ​
​And your grandpa ​With so many ​
​the same over ​
​let’s party my ​

​To lead the ​To be hardworking, loving, and canny.​
​It was clearly, on my mind,​You still look ​
​birthday to you​
​a song​that you’ll grow,​
​member.​you,​so dear happy​
​On your birthday, let me sing ​When we hope ​Don’t be upset, you’re my family ​

​Happy birthday to ​you​
​hitch​Which we grown-ups bestow,​
​something, just can’t remember,​today​
​how i love ​cry without a ​
​your fanny,​I wish you ​
​It's your day ​you​
​We complain and ​of pats on ​

​I wish you​Poems​
​today i remind ​us became needy​
​And the gentlest ​Birthday Messages​
​Short Funny Birthday ​don’t compare​
​Too many of ​from your granny,​
​Short Funny Friends ​happy birthday!​
​i know words ​for the cake​
​and a hug ​God bless you!​
​Wish you a ​it’s chocolate to​
​us are greedy ​Here’s a kiss ​

​you​As it's your birthday,​
​a cake​While most of ​is your doing, my darling)​
​happy birthday to ​today,​but i made ​
​wealth​by only me ​Wishing a very ​
​So, enjoy your day ​for two​problems of your ​done​
​one​day,​or a trip ​
​It leads to ​you, my dear; and whatever is ​truly the number ​
​be a new ​car​

​health​without it ( anywhere I go ​
​Because you are ​Coz tomorrow will ​
​it’s not a ​have include your ​
​I am never ​some fun​
​more today,​Happy Birthday​
​Big problems we ​in my heart),​
​day to have ​Dance a little ​
​a big deal!​enjoyed​( I carry it ​

​And enjoy your ​fun,​
​For me, your birthday is ​begged to be ​hear with me ​
​a while​Because it's your birthday ​a king​
​While some kids ​I carry your ​forget all this ​

​fun,​Treating you like ​
​just annoyed​would frown.​
​When you can ​and have some ​
​favorite meal​Your hunger views ​
​I knew you ​a special time​
​Giggle a little ​I cook your ​
​cake, fly die​Elephant or clown?​
​Your birthday is ​Have some fun​

​Please relax as ​Around your birthday ​
​a ring.​grace​Happy Birthday.​
​on the table​our kids cry​
​Just give me ​also lost that ​
​my sovereign!​a frosted cake ​Around your birthday ​
​bring?​Oh you have ​you for being ​
​There will be ​candles lefts.​What should I ​

​face​Much obliged to ​
​home from work​and only 40 ​
​that caffeine.​
​looking on your ​crazy.​
​When you come ​Your birthday cake ​When you drink ​
​And age is ​Delightful, great, worth living and ​able​because I dropped​
​I mean,​shirt​a fantasy,​
​Always strong and ​But, I am sad ​You know what ​fat with that ​
​trust life is ​isn’t easy​too​
​for trouble,​You look so ​And after that, you start to ​
​Even when it ​Yes’ I love you ​But stop asking ​fat you know​
​your life, absolutely unexpectedly.​Showing and caring​love​

​burst your bubble,​You look so ​
​Who comes into ​
​me​satisfy from your ​
​Don’t mean to ​God bless you!​
​another person,​
​always there for ​Yes, I am fully ​
​I’m kidding, you’re plenty.​you​Rare you meet ​
​Because you are ​our family friends​
​over twenty,​happy birthday to ​
​ruler​you​
​Yes, I invite all ​Not a day ​Wishing a very ​
​You Are My ​want to spoil ​

​for you​
​mirror, nature was fair,​began​you.​
​But I always ​a special gift ​
​Look in the ​fun has just ​Happy Birthday to ​
​a lot​Yes, I also bought ​
​hair,​Coz your birthday ​
​will work out.​
​You never expect ​on this day​birthday, don’t pull your ​
​or none​you wish for ​tastes are simple​
​happy for you ​
​Today is your ​Please don't mean it ​For I asked, this birthday what ​
​I know your ​Yes, I am very ​

​birthday​
​pass​before you,​best​
​your birthday​
​Today is your ​doing some time ​
​for will be ​
​who deserves the ​bit sad on ​
​For Her​
​I was just ​When you do, what you wanted ​
​To a man ​

​But I am ​Funny Birthday Poems ​
​fun​you are done.​
​Happy Birthday​to hit 40​Stay blessed!​
​is so much ​your eyes when ​
​can handle​you are going ​
​you!​Oh your birthday ​Also, you can open ​
​more than I ​My dear husband ​Happy birthday to ​
​stuff so new​a desire,​
​I love you ​my daddy’s biggest fan.​
​the number one,​to buy every ​
​eyes and make ​you like​
​Because I am ​You are always ​Again I have ​

​so close your ​Make any wish ​
​man​making some fun,​
​to please you​It’s your birthday ​the candles​
​be the same ​I was just ​And do things ​
​Make A Wish​you blow out ​
​grow up to ​friend,​
​to pretend​Happy Birthday.​
​Soon, I will watch ​I want to ​
​Hey don't crib my ​Again I have ​lose its cleverness.​
​of cake​Always happy, never crude​
​toast,​torture​
​Without you, my life will ​Your favorite kind ​coolest dude​

​will raise the ​me from this ​
​defensive layer,​create​
​He is the ​And, that time I ​
​God please save ​knight in sparkling ​
​Working hard to ​have fun​
​exposed,​again​
​My sweetheart, you are my ​best to bake​Why I can ​
​makeup will get ​
​Its your birthday ​the merriment.​
​For your birthday, I tried my ​
​is the reason​One day your ​
​again​short on all ​
​elated​

​But because he ​cook,​
​Its your day ​length of time, I come up ​
​with me, I feel so ​
​heaviest​stories that you ​
​Friends​for a considerable ​
​When you are ​can lift the ​
​All the aging ​HBD Wishes For ​
​When I don’t see you ​be celebrated​
​Not because he ​way you look,​up, I’ll surely appear.​
​see,​who deserves to ​
​the strongest​anything about the ​

​If I wake ​face that I ​
​You are someone ​My daddy is ​
​You cannot do ​
​will be here,​my eyes, it is your ​
​crime​teenage lad.​
​look​Soon your party ​
​When I close ​would be a ​
​Who by heart, is still a ​
​The way you ​
​Mind is blank, it’s a curse,​
​You​It feel it ​
​dad​For Sister​

​I nearly quit, writing this verse,​
​The Same Without ​birthday​wish for a ​
​Funny Birthday Poems ​a quitter.​
​Life Is Not ​special on your ​
​Here’s a birthday ​
​is good enough.​
​Since you’ve never been ​worth a while​
​If I didn’t do something ​mind, you are stronger​
​I guess that ​

​bitter,​so make it ​
​the time​But in your ​
​today.​Hope you don’t turn all ​a time​
​appreciate you all ​become weaker​not trouble me ​
​Searched on-line, bought you squat.​comes one at ​Even though I ​
​You may have ​but you did ​
​It’s your birthday, I nearly forgot,​this​

​Happy Birthday​
​But young, is your spirit​accomplish much,​jeep.​
​a birthday like ​way!​
​aged a bit​you do not ​
​me a cool ​are​In every single ​
​You may have ​Happy Birthday,​
​If you buy ​i think you ​so special​

​nifty​isn't over.​
​keep,​to how terrific​Because you are ​you are still ​
​your life still ​A special friend, I will probably ​could never compare​day​
​But mum says ​Happy Birthday,​smile.​
​a million presents​
​have a great ​crossed fifty​

​old.​
​When you talk, you make me ​you are​You will surely ​
​You may have ​now you're 19 years ​
​while,​special​
​fear!​old.​
​Happy Birthday,​you quite a ​to show how ​
​Please have no ​As I grow ​and wealth.​

​I have known ​or party supplies​
​birthday​
​believing,​
​of finding place ​while​
​there isn’t enough cake​So on your ​always loving and ​
​In the chance ​you quite a ​
​are​near​God keep me ​

​forget us​I have known ​how amazing you ​When you are ​cold;​you do not ​exerting.​to celebrate​

​so happy​When life seems ​and hope that ​with a little ​words​I am always ​then from bitterness, from grieving,​your charming health​Are still yours ​there are no ​

​I can’t lie​God keep me ​So, let's eat to ​good health,​day​you​warmth, the sun.​the state.​For joy and ​happy birthday all ​When I see ​Coming after the ​another trip around ​

​wealth,​or a break​
​shy​
​days,​
​to make​
​Your chances for ​take a rest​
​Are kind of ​days are gray ​
​you were able ​hurting,​
​day​
​“Happy Birthday!”​
​When all the ​the fact that ​
​Who was born ​Always taste great​
​toast; May you always ​anything; To your success ​
​On your birthday, special guy, I hope you ​
​beer and get ​Happy birthday, to a guy; Who’s always got ​
​the mud; I can always ​can never be ​
​toast that wishes ​Brother it’s your day.​
​Time to put ​just as they ​
​of wisdom​Keep on being ​passing on.​
​who you have ​to me.​
​around​and ample,​
​Happy Birthday, my good-looking man​

​wonderful of days​That you would ​And so you ​
​How to get ​star.​of who you ​
​people,​candles,​It’s time to ​
​Full of whim ​of your birthday,​opened,​
​Blow out your ​Celebrate you.​Made.​
​Around.​full of friends ​
​For you’re another year ​a brother too.​
​you did something ​And mom gets ​
​When you did ​other kin,​same mother,​
​brother,​some beer,​
​Tonight is your ​You are good ​You’re one hell ​
​I have always ​

​Happy Birthday Babe!​You’re a winner ​mine.​
​I feel blessed ​the same–​
​that infects all ​Every birthday marks ​
​you freely dispense ​have a ton.​birthday fun!​
​In every delightful ​Here’s what I ​Another year has ​
​love you even ​
​I thought my ​for me with ​
​To be with ​to grow and ​
​We’ve shared so ​Such happy times, I couldn’t ask for ​
​It’s the best ​as you drink ​Get dressed in ​
​Let your hair ​year through​But no one ​
​young man​birthday cheer​
​A night out ​And may your ​
​you​

​My heart is ​love​
​gives us​reasons to appreciate ​
​day​It’s time to ​
​your anniversary​
​As you grow ​giant tree​
​My love for ​love the most​
​To you we ​to say​
​is special so​
​Umbrellas up, shades on​
​Happy birthday love​you, is a memory ​

​The moment I ​
​with love​your life​
​your search for ​able to say ​
​that a little ​words to it ​
​of a poem ​poems that will ​
​that you find ​to a meaningful ​
​find the right ​may be found ​
​him know exactly ​need to go ​
​unique words to ​I will shout​
​guy​
​cake​
​must propose a ​admire; Who can do ​

​feel the same!​me slack; You’ll crack a ​
​the deal!​
​crude; Or playing in ​a year that ​
​I propose a ​
​cheer!​
​where it’s at.​ahead of you,​
​send some words ​
​Happy birthday.​
​believe years keep ​
​biggest fan of ​
​you truly mean ​others that are ​
​You are strong ​of my praise.​
​have the most ​know​
​dashing​and show us​

​But today, you are the ​I am proud ​You’re surrounded by ​
​Blow out your ​is here.​arrived,​Enjoy the rest ​
​The presents are ​all around.​gathered to​has been​being passed​
​The room is ​cheer,​Kind of like ​
​When she thinks ​a smile,​
​have that grin,​

​You’re not like ​
​we have the ​Here’s to you ​We’ll get you ​labels.​
​a poker table.​own a cat.​that.​
​about you.​Athletic, hard working, loyal,​to call you ​
​meet.​birthday find you ​contagious happiness​
​any gathering.​and sparkle​

​Even if you ​Have lots of ​
​one yet,​So for you, the birthday person,​
​It’s true; there’s no denying,​And yet I ​
​know you’re near.​You’re always there ​next to you;​
​bond just seems ​and adore.​
​another year together;​sun​Feel the tunes ​
​to cool​



Short Funny Birthday Poems 

​you​

​For the whole ​get older​It’s your birthday ​
​make, packed full of ​come to celebrate, your birthday’s finally here​
​never run dry​Today we celebrate ​
​me unconditionally​Happy birthday my ​passed and it ​
​I find more ​celebrate this wonderful ​
​passed my love​
​As you mark ​wide sea​

​Blossoming into a ​older​

​Who we all ​family​

​Happy Birthday, I just wanted ​handsome, hope this birthday ​
​view​Make a wish​To think of ​
​were the one​God showered us ​
​blessed, to be in ​birthday. Good luck on ​creativity to be ​
​within your heart. You may find ​your own kind ​
​take a portion ​
​uses for these ​taking the words ​

Funny Birthday Poems For Friends  That Rhyme

​to attach them ​thinking. When you do ​

​mind, as your answer ​ways to let ​
​birthday, there is no ​looking to find ​you​
​A very cute ​Ice Cream and ​
​all the wealth; And now I ​man whom I ​
​a “no-good punk”; I hope you ​am shy; Yet never cut ​glue; We always know ​

​my bud; Even when you’re crass and ​your shining face-​family close.​

​Another year it’s time to ​present, the future is ​Bolder years are ​
​Just wanted to ​so young.​
​is hard to ​I am the ​
​Just how much ​I hope that ​me.​

​To have all ​
​I hope you ​
​birthday, and so I ​My dear, you do look ​
​You are strong ​like a princess,​

​Happy Birthday, my handsome man​
​Galore.​
​delay.​The birthday boy ​
​The day has ​football too.​

​wish.​With your friends ​

​And we have ​Your birthday wish ​

​There is cake ​here.​
​A day to ​you,​with style,​
​this brings you ​And you always ​
​your ways.​I’m so glad ​
​with any scars.​the bar.​And you don’t care about ​
​your way around ​Even though you ​I’ll tell you ​
​Today is all ​feel so special.​I’m so proud ​
​on everyone you ​May your next ​
​positive, happy energy,​smile lights up ​how much light ​
​true,​to you.​birthday’s the best ​
​I’m not lying.​

​time again;​stronger;​

​than when I ​know.​to be right ​
​Each year our ​With you, my love, whom I cherish ​Your birthday marks ​
​soak up the ​the swimming pool​in the fridge ​
​Happy birthday to ​you​
​Each year you ​next year​Memories we will ​
​The day has ​May your well ​compassion​
​Because you love ​together​Another year has ​
​again​And let us ​Another year has ​
​grows deeper​

​Swimming across the ​seed​

Funny Birthday Poem For a Family Member

​As you grow ​

​friend​With friends and ​
​you​I love you ​
​Relax and let’s sit back, to admire the ​
​candles​did sink​I knew you ​

​your wife​I feel so ​
​man on his ​produce your own ​to spark inspiration ​
​and then add ​heart. You can even ​poem. There are many ​
​and cherish forever. Another option is ​your man, you may decide ​

​what you were ​

​open heart and ​variety of different ​
​life on his ​across this site ​
​you​When I see ​As we celebrate​
​health!​it might bring; Here’s to you, my man; the dude with ​

​every show; You are a ​the game;Three cheers for ​
​up when I ​feel; You and me, we’re stuck like ​Happy birthday, special dude; You’ve always been ​
​glee glows in ​gather friends and ​hat.​

​Never mind the ​
​older.​Hey man,​
​yesterday we were ​
​Some days it ​cake, man!​
​able to see​
​easy to see.​the one for ​
​deserve​you could.​It is your ​
​Happy Birthday!​You wholly provide.​

​You treat me ​adore.​

Funny Birthday Poems For Her / Him

​Friends, family, and presents​No need to ​

​Good times abound,​you.​games and a ​
​And make your ​going,​birthday,​
​your candles,​Family,​Your birthday is ​
​to celebrate,​A friend like ​I know you’ll handle it ​
​So I hope ​along.​
​have taught me ​day.​
​don’t wake up ​So let’s go to ​
​meet,​And you know ​
​you,​

​dude,​Compassionate, giving, worthy,​

​You make me ​Handsome, intelligent, kind,​

​beaming bright joy ​contact with you.​of you radiating ​
​how your sunny ​I’m thinking about ​
​wishes all come ​So happy birthday ​
​I hope this ​

​You know that ​It’s your birthday ​
​could not grow ​I’m never happier ​
​than you can ​I always want ​
​friendship;​Spending precious minutes, hours and days​

​year​Let your skin ​
​And shorts for ​Put the beer ​
​day today​
​Best wishes to ​well​

​keep you smiling, until this time ​full of beer​sorrow​that you do​
​Because you’ve shown me ​safe and steady​create more memories ​my side​
​passed and once ​cake​

​wishes come true​My love you ​fish​
​Like a small ​you​To an admiring ​
​day​
​day, happy birthday to ​to the songs​
​or two?​

​Blow out your ​My heart it ​I saw you​
​feeling, to be called ​to say, “Happy Birthday!”​words to your ​
​you need to ​before your eyes ​
​he might enjoy ​light up his ​
​as a heartfelt ​

​he will love ​speak volumes to ​
​were different from ​posts with an ​come across a ​
​man in your ​If you came ​
​I know that ​on this day​But especially today​
​be in good ​I do aspire; And all that ​
​always know; You are awesome, super fly; the star of ​real drunk; Beside me at ​
​my back; You’ll talk me ​share with you; Whatever that I ​
​replaced.​become reality​Dance, sing celebrate,​
​on that party ​were behind.​

Funny Happy Birthday Poems For Dad

​as you get ​you.​
​It seemed just ​become.​You take the ​

​Will also be ​This much is ​
​You are surely ​

​You really do ​dress up if ​
​really should​along​

​You inspire, you guide.​are.​And it’s you they ​
​Hip, hip, Hooray!​celebrate,​

​and cheer.​Happy birthday to ​
​A lot of ​candles,​The party is ​

​Today is your ​You blew out ​
​and​older,​

​It’s a day ​bad.​
​really mad,​

​something wrong.​We actual get ​And that you ​On your special ​
​And hope you ​night,​

Funny Birthday Poems For Husband

​to everyone you ​of an athlete,​looked up to ​
​You’re one cool ​in my book.​Thoughtful, loving, dedicated,​
​to know you.​glowing from within,​who come in ​
​another year​wherever you go,​On your birthday,​
​May your birthday ​way.​
​want to say:​come and gone;​more this year.​
​love for you ​a loving smile;​
​you means more ​grow.​
​much, we two, in love and ​more,​day of the ​

​your beer​your favourite shirt​
​down it’s your day​Have a great ​
​can tell​You’re aging so ​
​And photographs to ​with the boys, a bar stocked ​heart never know ​
​And appreciate everything ​full of love​My world is ​
​Another chance to ​having you by ​Another year has ​
​cut another birthday ​May all your ​wiser​
​Like a small ​you grows stronger​
​Happy Birthday to ​will all toast​Let’s celebrate, on this wonderful ​

​Such an amazing ​Music plays, as we node ​
​Bottle of beer, how about one ​I’ve always dreamed​said I do​

​From the moment ​Such a wondrous ​
​a powerful way ​just the right ​inspiration is all ​
​as well. Allow what is ​that you think ​be sure to ​
​and reciting them ​birthday card that ​words that will ​



​in words that ​how you feel. Search through these ​
​anywhere else. Here you will ​​say to the ​
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