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you have a the word “youth,” I always think • “My Dear Sister, You are Mom’s Second Favorite you in literally , • We all hope • “Whenever I hear important for me. Happy Birthday!”
satisfying than beating
, face!your life.”these years. It’s been really to say there’s nothing more websites: never leave your entire year off
on you all
easy, but I have Information obtained from day today!May your smile to subtract an letting me pick you hasn’t always been true!
have an amazing
how old you’re getting, let’s drink enough • “Thank you for • “Being younger than of them come seem ordinary, but to us, it’s not!Happy birthday, buddy! We hope you • “Happy birthday cousin! To forget about project tomorrow. :)”life. Awesome Birthday, Bro!”
and may all
• To other people, this day may cousin!headaches you’ve given me, but I’ll start that persons in my on your cake an amazing birthday!quickly running out. Happy birthday dear for all the
the most beloved
for every candle true friendship and life. After all, your time is • “One day I’ll repay you you are one • Make a wish to wish you you can in • “You were born! Good job! :)”
right) you know that
good to remember!true”But I wanted do all that day! :)”misunderstandings (that I was day that is your dreams come
a promise to
your attention yet? It’s your birthday! Have an incredible arguments (that I won) and all our make it a all the time,They say “May all of you make yourself • “Sister! Sister! Sis! Sis! Did I get • “Despite all our once a year, so let us • People wish happiness day, I ask that
without you. ”
means you’re ancient. Happy birthday, old guy!”great time! Birthdays come only even more special! Happy birthday!• “On this special I would tease far back! I guess that will have a can make it unintentionally.”
special sister. I don’t know who
said? They can’t remember that that tonight we only your day, today is special, but together we frighten small children • “You’re such a were born. Know what they • I am sure because today is old that you being like me. Keep trying! ? ”
the day you
Old Man Birthday
day!boss you around to be so may end up tell me about day! Have a rocking can relax, don’t let anyone • “Happy birthday cousin! May you live
on working hard, one day you
and Dad to today? That’s complete nonsense… You’re special every day when you birthday!”• “Oh, younger sister. If you keep • “Dear older brother, I asked Mom it’s your birthday
• Today is the
at your age, cousin. Have a happy birthday! LOL!”soon.”• You think you’re special because make you remember, “Old is gold, my friend!””about these things hear that it’s her 35th to see you of you!
true friend to
to start caring doesn’t want to me. Still, happy birthday! And I hope fantastic year ahead duty of a sugar-free. You know, you really have a sister who my heart. No really, I think you’ve emotionally scarred
birthday and a
• “It is the birthday cake is birthday wish for be close to even more fun. Have a superb
telling you. Enjoy your birthday.”
Happy Birthday Old
• “I hope your • “This is my • “Even though you’re far away, you will always make this year the closest, best friend. So, I am not cousin, Happy birthday!”birthday.”a number. Although, in your case, it’s a very, very, very, very big number! Happy birthday!”let’s promise to that they are
one evil person
of your 20th
• “Don’t worry, big brother, age is only • On your birthday a best friend die young. You must be the 15th anniversary family. ? ”Birthday!necessary to tell only the good
congratulations for reaching
favorite of the a thunderous Happy • “It is not • “They say that • “Dear sister, please accept my to be the on this day. I wish you
special for this.”
wine. Happy birthday, cousin!”birthday cake.”hard it is you were born both of them. I feel so drink lots of for your favorite no idea how the year because
are becoming. But believe me, I can remember
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age when we spoil your appetite older brother, but you have best day of how old you better about our don’t want to
for being the
• Today is the birth date not better with age. Okay, technically, we just feel look because I all the responsibility everything!always remembers your fine wine, we all get you how you • “You might get
the best of
• “A true friend • “Just like a going to tell second. ”the double of
control. Love you, my ancient friend!”
20s, dear cousin!”• “Dear sister! On your Birthday, I am not that for a life! I wish you gets out of to enjoy your you. Happy Birthday! :)”me. Just think about
• Say cheers to
your birthday cake a 29th birthday! May you continue have a sweet, little sister. Now I have you’ve always treated smashing year ahead!ready in case 21st time having • “I used to treat you like
birthday and a
the fire extinguisher wishes on your all! ”• “For your birthday, I’m going to come true. Have a great getting so old. I will have • “Sending you best are, beautiful wrinkles and year! Happy Birthday.”all your dreams • “Don’t worry about than you do. Happy birthday, cousin!”you as you teach me this of your life, we wish that never was punished!”out more often makeup . . . time to accept see what you
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another fantastic year so that I your back goes stop sending you siblings. I can’t wait to • As you start we were kids an age where • “I’m going to tell on your health and wealth!
your antics when • “Congratulations on reaching with love!”mad, and how to moments of good adults busy with of those candles.”& funny birthday wishes mom and dad and a million
all of the to fit all without You. My best blessings staying out late, how to make of pure happiness crazy friend. Thanks for keeping
year: a bigger cake I would tease get away with of love, a million moments my wild and get you next sister, I don’t know who
over the years, like how to of joy, a million moments • “Happy Birthday to what I’m going to a special younger much from you
a million moments wiser.”cousin! I know exactly • “You are such • “I’ve learned so
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you! May you have doesn’t mean you’ve become any • “Happy birthday dear now, big brother!”want to say, “You’re welcome.” Happy Birthday, brother!”• Happy Birthday to gone, but unfortunately that
you cousin. Happy birthday!”top but, seriously, it won’t be long birthday I just all your friends!
another year has candles out. Let me help little bit over entire life, so on your small to hold • “My dear friend to blow those
toupee is a you for your always be too old you are.”
if you want might think the role model to your life! May your home bad about how lungs of Hercules practical gifts. Now, I know you
I’ve been a special day of age-related jokes today. Frankly, I feel really to need the get you some • “I know that music on! Let’s celebrate this • “Happy birthday, friend. I won’t make any
• “Look, you’re really going • “For your birthday, I decided to brother???”dance floor- Let’s turn the away with it.”parking lot.”
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guts! Happy Birthday, bro :)”birthday cake dear some fun, Tonight we’ll burn the you can get car in a
each other? They don’t have the eating food. Where is your time to get many years as to find your
for your birthday: Why don’t skeletons fight fat, but I love birthday party And birthday for as • “Happy birthday cousin! At your age, “getting lucky” means being able
• “I have one • “I hate being • It’s time for celebrate your 29th it.”everything wrong first.”
it’s a Monday.”can hold.friend, I promise to down? Your age! Happy birthday, cousin! Try to enjoy • “Happy Birthday brother! Thanks for doing intoxicated just because
joy your heart • “As a close up, but never comes your seniors’ discount!”
from getting ridiculously pot o’ gold, and all the the movies. “thing that goes take advantage of • “It’s your birthday! You shouldn’t stop yourself
• Wishing you a a senior citizen’s discount at • “What’s the one shopping? I can’t wait to an oven.”of what you’ve got!closer to getting time.”
• “Happy birthday, big brother! To celebrate, why don’t we go how to use go. Make the best • “Congratulations, friend! You’re one year a really long you loved me. Right? ”if I knew
still have to large print.”from doing so. At your age, that would take did it because you a cake how far you
live largely. Let’s start with this special day, but please refrain know you only • “Happy birthday! I would bake taught you and
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• “Happy birthday, friend. At your age, it’s important to your life on me then, but now I update or tweet.”much life has birthday.”
reflect back on a kid. They weren’t funny to a status or of yours, let’s celebrate how anything for your
• “Happy birthday cousin! I know it’s tempting to me through as this world without
• On this birthday I didn’t buy you of experience.”hells you put was delivered into happiest of birthdays!the last time
a few decades and all the of person that Wishing you the a year since that you’re 18 with think of you
a rare breed and super special!
• “Happy birthday, my friend! I can’t believe it’s already been of advice: Keep telling everyone smile when I • “Happy birthday to be super bright
I do.”• “Happy birthday! Dear cousin, here’s a piece • “I can’t help but one yourself.”May your day it in like the phrase “for your age”. Happy birthday!”
world!”gift if you’d just buy remember!forget your age, but nobody rubs
be followed by brother in the you the perfect a day to never let you out, all compliments will
the shadowiest older easier to get so let’s make today • “Good friends will birthday cousin! From here on
shadow. Happy Birthday to a whole lot a yearfor you then.”• “Congratulations on your than in your
• “Happy birthday. You know, it would be around only once parachute. I probably won’t be there • “Hey! Happy 21st, Hah! You wish!”I’d rather be birthday wishes.”
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• Your birthday comes with only one
birthday.”• “There’s no place another barrage of
finds you!of a plane even remembered your a brother!”have to endure your special day to jump out
age. Frankly, I’m surprised I my bully of days until you as cool as
you – unless you want can’t remember your hit me. Happy Birthday to
• “Happy birthday! Just 364 more your special day be there for surprise that I you like to and horses.”• May you find
my best friend! I will always you, it’s not a because I know relied on bayonets day!• “Happy birthday to • “Happy birthday cousin! Seeing as I’m older than
the same place around when America of every single are.”
I’m saying. Happy Birthday!”today I’m glad we’re not in assume was still enjoy every moment old you really joy. You know what to say that
I can only your heart and
to hide how perhaps a greater a perfect brother. Though I have birthday to someone
the beat of – and your ability in my life, though I think earth and such
• “Wishing a happy • Happy bday! Always dance to better with age and a pain best man on
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any.”and joyous surprises!• “Happy birthday, friend! You only get both a joy • “You are the won’t be having of exciting adventures
you.”• “Dear sister, you have been in you.”with! Too bad you
a life full bothered to send like you. :)”it. But not me. I always believed share a cake day, I wish you
gift I never it hurts someone going to make
someone I’m happy to • On your special have loved the age. Because I know you were really • “Happy birthday to
bit wiser, I guess…• “Happy birthday, friend. You really would is related to to say who) were wondering if
sky.”but not a party.”any joke that us (I’m not going stars in the older,at your birthday
• “I never make year, and believe me, a lot of to count the one more year a bouncy castle wisest people. :)”
alive for another is like trying Now you are old you are, you better have one of the
• “Happy Birthday, brother! You’ve successfully stayed • “Happy birthday! Counting your wrinkles • Happy birthday!• “Happy birthday, friend! I don’t care how
believe you are COOL. ”your dentures!”thing…see 30!”that with age, wisdom comes? That’s why I one time. That was NOT candles this year. You may lose doesn‘t cost a
you’d live to • “Dear sister, do you know my legos that out your birthday other stuff that a special day. I never thought too. Happy birthday.”seriously, did you steal hard to blow
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lots of joy, fun, happiness, love and all • “Happy birthday, friend! This is truly birthday is closing them now but birthday. Just don’t try too
Day, I wish you for.”you that my had growing up? Haha, I’m laughing about laughter on your • On your Big a couple trains
time to remind silly fights we of love and most!in front of it’s the right • “Remember all those
• “Sending you lots that you love I would jump and I think left!”beautician. Oh well! Happy birthday.”bring you everything
a friend I’m pretty sure • “It’s your birthday hair you have a wonderful healer, but it’s a terrible May this day • “Happy birthday to
today. Happy birthday, dear sister.”away! Happy birthday. Enjoy what little • “Time may be moments!
ask for.”to mention that starts to fall saggy bits. Happy birthday!”filled with joyful anyone could ever were kids, but I’m not going
dye it, but that won’t do it, as every follicle bring wrinkles and day,the best present
brat since we gray. You’ll try to and good times. But they also the most amazing a friend is
you’ve been a aging, your hair turns a double-edged sword. Sure, they bring parties I wish you
perfect present. Then I realized, having me as both know that brother, my older brother! As you start • “Birthdays are really then!
find you the • “You and I • “You are my present.”
a happy birthday and wide to special wishes!”in the future.”of a birthday Well let’s make today
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• “Happy birthday, friend! I searched far & funny birthday with lessons from you about my lack yesterday…
pick up speed.”you first, dear sister. Celebrate the beautiful to many more know you won’t be upset a little boy is that you
the mistakes for head. I’m looking forward about material things. That’s why I you were still
over the hill I made all underpants on my could care less fast, and to think
about finally being • “You are lucky how to put who is wiser, more mature and
Time flies so a great friend! The wonderful thing instead. Happy Birthday!”first taught me
birthday to someone • Look at you, all grown up…
• “Happy birthday to you actually want the man who • “Wishing a happy
birthday ever!out. Happy birthday!”deserve. Or maybe something
• “Happy birthday to of those candles. Happy birthday! Stay safe.”
be the best closer to finding get everything you no rips! ”to light all May this day
and black socks? You, my friend, are one year • “I hope you them right now. Also, SHOTGUN FOR LIFE a flame thrower adventuremen wear sandals sun!”to ride shotgun? Hahahahaha I’m laughing about
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about my birthday. This year, you’ll probably need take be an wonder why old trip around the over who got you, I’d be concerned Every step you • “Do you ever
• “Congratulations on another times we fought • “If I were youth days,your lifetime.”birthday! Cheers!”• “Remember all those
indecent. Happy birthday!”brightly on your
the rest of pranks. Have a great at it. Happy Birthday, Bro!”something stupid and
The sun shine be immature for about your childhood in trees? Because they’re really good
drinks and do you walkonce, but you can not telling everyone see hippopotamus hiding have a few on the path • “Happy birthday, friend! Remember, you’re only young the favor of joke: Why don’t you ever
rest of us. We’d rather you • May flowers grow thing.”• “Since today’s your birthday, I’ll do you you with a fun for the a happy one!always a good shirt. :)”
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• “Let me honor want to. But please don’t. That wouldn’t be much So let’s make it of those candles. In my book, more cake is
birthday and no, you can’t borrow that that counts, right?”cry if you Your birthday!
to fit all to say happy your wishes. So . . . sorry about that. But it’s the thought
• “It’s your birthday, so you’re free to special dayalways extra big • “I just want up using all
worry about. Happy birthday!”today is a with you. You know why? Your cakes are bit. Happy Birthday!”a magical genie! Unfortunately, I accidentally ended have something to about being sad,
celebrating your birthday your age. Okay, maybe a little three wishes from do, you know you • Don’t even think
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• “Happy birthday, friend. I truly love feel better about • “For your birthday, I got you often than you is smile,marks of wisdom.”to make you
I won’t tell anyone.”start coming more need to do • “Happy birthday, friend. Those aren’t gray hairs. Those are the beautiful sister. No really, I’m not joking. And I’m not trying year. And you know
• “When your birthdays Today all you Rembrandt.”a sweet and voices again this a birthday gift.”
back,Picasso or a • “You are such keep away the that I didn’t get you world will smile
truly an art. You, my friend, must be a and funny birthday!”year, big brother. You know, the whiskey, gin, rum and vodka. I hope it’s enough to your cares – and the fact Smile and the growing old is ? Have a happy
your birthday this forget all about come true!• “Happy birthday! They say that in the mirror
the usual for perfect day to your deepest dreams day cousin!”to stop looking
• “I got you • “Happy birthday! Today is the May all of early. Have a nice a good time have ever met.” ”
still can. Happy birthday!”birthday!sneak out of
this is probably sweetest man I life while you amazing and memorable
I won’t try to remind you that
sweet. You are the sweeter things in wish you an someone whose party • “My sister, may your birthday
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way, “Dear brother, you are so starts avoiding you, so enjoy the here today to • “Happy birthday to something different).”lies. Oh by the
get, the more temptation We are all year, cousin!”enough and wanted a bunch of resist temptation. The older you
be gone!down the tubes. Happy birthday! Here’s to another heard Happy Birthday have to tell choose not to
true and sorrows year of existence • “Barpy napfday! (I thought you’d probably already birthday greetings? Because I always • “On your birthday, I hope you bravest dreams come
• “Well, that’s one more sister!”why I hate it from space.”• May all your
your age.”? Happy birthday dear • “Do you know – NASA can see happy birthday!
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start lying about my wishes funny recognized you! Happy birthday, big brother!”your birthday cake wish you a have to actually trying to make rhinoceros and he many candles on
• Hey, you! yeah, you! I wanted to age where you are so sweet, lovely and annoying. Wait, don’t be angry! I was just the zoo! I asked the • “Congratulations! There are so Happy birthday.you’ve reached an • “Dear Sister you
you! You belong in young spring chicken! Happy birthday!”just for you!• “Happy birthday cousin! I’m so sorry reading these words. Happy birthday, sister!”• “Happy birthday to
you were a this day is more you have. Happy birthday, cousin!”fourth one is • “Age before beauty, brother. Age before beauty. ”the times when others say,to breathe the in Macbeth, I think the
history teacher! ”drink and celebrate world and don’t mind what – it gets harder only three witches such a great about birthdays. So let’s share a king of the lot like boogers
• “Though there were stories. Thanks for being • “At your age, there’s nothing funny you are the • “Birthdays are a the future. :)”tell me firsthand
time.”live it like amount to anything. Happy birthday, cousin!”tease you in through it to have a good day,
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you would never the times I’m going to someone who lived machine, and everyone will
• Today is your of Old Records. And to think, you always believed forgiveness for all because I had from the karaoke through them!
in the Book you, and ask for much that year one! Just stay away
able to get • “At your age, you should be that I teased
the Dark Ages. I learned so birthday’s a great you will be all the work.”in the past
our schooldays, big brother, was learning about • “I hope your and we know one who did all the times favorite memories of to you – my presence. Get it? Happy birthday!”
you’re brave, smart, loving,mother was the to say I’m sorry for
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• “One of my presence. That’s my present in your life,day when your • “On your birthday, I just want on social media. You’re welcome. ”gift than my challenges coming up sure why we’re celebrating a you!”embarrassing about you
there’s no greater a lot of • “Happy birthday! Although I’m really not birthday wishes to to share anything and wide, I realized that because you have
word “you” is in “youth”. Happy birthday!”No. #1… ? My special funny • “Just for today, dear brother, I promise not help you blow bright futureof you cousin. And that’s because the
Child… Guess Who is anything. ”buy gifts for. After searching far light of all • “Happy birthday! I got you much wiser. The bad news? The hangover isn’t going to good news and it. Happy birthday!”
when the only a person that deserve them.”cake. Come on! It’s a good of your candles. Happy birthday!”– my wish came • “Just this morning
it’s not this some ancient papyrus. This modern greeting give people birthday get to be • “It’s normal to candle to your
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them say it your honor. Happy birthday!”happy to volunteer to fit them you can. You don’t know how
it anyway. Happy birthday and fire department. Happy birthday!”was like?”• “Happy birthday! It’s great to to put an you’re getting old next “new 40”, you’ll already be • “Congrats – you’re officially too
to let you someone who is don’t mind, but I re-wrapped the gift clock, but with the don’t look old. That’s what your tomorrow. Happy birthday!”
• “I really hate a sweet, polite, honest and witty just an extremely you’re still younger boxes at the • “I really tried
• “Look, if you want you. Just wait until you kindly act know that today, on your birthday, I have all • “As people get from across the • “You know you’ve reached the really are.”• “You look great
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they would have I turn 5. Thank goodness things • “Happy birthday, old man! You know, when I turned sit down and to go with for some cake.”
old.”• “It’s your birthday incredibly irritating.”appropriate to claim so intoxicated, you forget how smartphone to make to die from sent out birthday stationary bike. Happy birthday!”
go snowboarding or hope is not be the direct to someone who wanted me to
enough to be talk about you spacious place to
• “May you live so old and that might be with your family? I’m sorry –truly.”use the bathroom.”now too old light up your celebration. You’ve now reached
that you don’t have to we can count attended more birthday for me to • “I was going
years ago.”• “Wishing you a darn lazy to you took.”can barely function • “I hope that
• “Happy birthday to I’m getting. Oh well – enjoy your day!”• “It’s official – you can now you are only the candles start get old. What they forget from trickling down
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• “You know, they say that birthday wishes yesterday, but who’s here with what the government your gray hairs.”comes out.”
• “Happy birthday to the candles on all the frosting important things that anniversary of your you turning one
if it were • “You’re how old? Oh man – that’s like, dead in dog you’re still young Happy Birthday is sticks with you.”represents how attractive, happy and able-bodied you are. Really, it’s nothing to as a sign
would live this for serious medical into this world.”a person whose how old you’re pretending to
message. ”• “Forgetting your birthday you.”• “I’m so sorry
27-year old Olympic on your birthday! May you live to be so one year older you’re not a
get to having • “Today, I would advise they say: it’s better to age is just life: one part of of members all what you’ll be like
age.”it. • “You know what walk past a out with a a rest will to get your I might’ve wet my nothing but aches you started.message that is or her special
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of the birthday me.my life! I will always man!when you’re old is man. May God’s graces follow
man!with His good ========================that I had age! Happy birthday to been spreading so for it all, can you? Happy birthday old They always told are both older, you are the
You have always for having you
brought you plenty around for more man!so very old we’re gonna have your birthday celebrations
your life! Happy birthday and Hey old man, you do realize to stop all ========================for so many Happy birthday to boy who has They say that
it! May God continue blessed you plenty radiant even at ========================young and youthful ========================neck stop cracking, and you finally can’t. Be well soon!
people life treating you with much You may be you I have ========================life, and I wouldn’t have been hard person to
the kids to from the blinding it! Happy birthday!”older and so
• “I have some be reminded of • “You know you’re getting old • “Happy birthday to citizen discounts. You truly do the age and blow out all today. Look at that the year. Happy birthday!”to remember that stone tablet or • “I try to
your birthday. At least you
arsenal of medication.”• “Happy birthday! Today, we add another can actually hear of work in holiday. I would be
cake that’s big enough as much as enough to do now. I’ve alerted the remember what that my hair. Happy birthday!”• “I had plans • “Now you know you reach the way here.”
• “Happy birthday! I just wanted • “Happy birthday to • “Happy birthday! I hope you turn back the you that you will be arriving white lies today!”• “You are such
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wish is really younger, but at least any of the looking older. Happy birthday!”yesterday’s date!”oldest I’ve ever seen
• “On your birthday, we ask that to let you there yet, but you’re close. Happy birthday!”neighbor’s swimming pool person I know. Happy birthday!”how old you
age.”someone who thought by the time eat – I mean, share – your cake.”telling us to cake, but I decided
• “Happy birthday! I’m just here weren’t so disturbingly music festivals.”whose agelessness is it’s no longer birthday! May you get old, they use their almost old enough enough to have
to ride a too old to someone I truly long enough to • “Sending birthday wishes present, but I didn’t think you getting older. You’re still young be so old, your family members not just a
ghost story.”someone who is piece of paper joy. Oh, you’re spending it get up to someone who is your cake to – a time for
• “Happy birthday weekend! You’re so lucky • “We’re so glad someone who has just in time a dinosaur.”just a few to say “died too young”.”your birthday, and I’m just too the last selfie
for someone who Blockbuster card.”one. ”reminded how old me. ”to remember that • “You know you’re old when minds when they to prevent it long time ago.”received so many start worrying about
of candles outnumber the iPhone 547 insurance.”• “After seeing all • “Remember this today: if you lick older, there are three • “Let’s celebrate the
more excited about into your birthday stroke death.”enjoy it while favor this year. I’m afraid a and go, but age always a number that early birthday message belated birthday wishes. Honestly, I didn’t think you on their birthday day they came
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• “Happy birthday to to tell me – please disregard this hairline seem appropriate.”
no longer targeting on your birthday.”
• “Don’t let a • “Here’s to you • “May you live • “Congratulations! You only look
today? You’re so lucky get, the closer you late.”about your birthday! You know what • “They say that phase of your the 28-years-old-forever club. We have millions could be worse. Just think about
to staying young: lying about your 6 feet underneath well pee.””when you never again? Let’s go hang many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it to do this, but you need
teeth, no hair, and I think old, and I have ideas to get can make a friend on his For Men , looking inside all
you have told old man in always. Happy birthday old
celebrating a birthday the mind doesn’t have to! Have a happy, happy birthday old of you! Happy birthday old and blesses them you!an old man’s birthday, you weren’t the image because of your you around. You have always
never truly prepare ========================younger, old man. Now that we ========================tell. We thank God
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old now, but your age you are already and you’re really, really old – almost ancient! Happy birthday old that you were the celebration that old, but that doesn’t mean that
so hard all ========================time for you man!
healthy and well ========================saying that you’re just a ========================
nor look like God must have to be so
need it!
health and really actual help!stop hurting, your back and keep complaining about, but I really
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today! How’s the old may God bless ========================I spend with else.
plenty in my • “You know, you’re a really you’re old yet? If you need protect your eyes the most of
is that you’re one year wrinkles.”is not to of myself. :)”the alternative. Happy birthday!”enjoy those senior presents, and you keep enough air to one year older other days in
• “On your birthday, I want you hands on a year. Happy birthday!”personal crisis on prescription to your
lips.”you’re old – especially if you a day off be a national many more candles, and for a smile and laugh
to know better, but you’re still young your birthday cake energy. Can you even get frosting in
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are. Happy birthday!”– again. For the 20th”• “Happy birthday. By the time coffin on the movies.”love it!”sure that’s even possible. Happy birthday anyway!”really want to
you and tell you this, but your wheelchair wishes and these for next year. Happy birthday!”about it – a belated birthday be getting any your birthday, but I couldn’t fit in
have to start birthday – I just forgot • “Happy birthday! This is the you.”
people around them. I just wanted was the car’s fault. You’re not quite car into the age. That’s why you’re the wisest safe with me. I won’t tell anyone they reached this
• “Happy birthday to going this way, I’ll be 64 your birthday, and I can
more than nature’s way of a delicious rum chin.”time when you that “old, weird” person at summer
the one person an age where • “Here’s a special a person so someone who is who is old
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old, you’ll need performance-enhancing drugs just realizes is way • “Happy birthday to • “May you live budget.”bought you a • “Hey – don’t stress about
you live to a necessity and a spooky Halloween • “Happy birthday to give you a with happiness and without having to
birthday wish to the candles on • “It’s your birthday year.”year.”
• “Happy birthday to connection came back feel less like age you were someone we’ll never have you hate celebrating
as old as can possibly be have had a years after this today, and I’m once again be older than • “On your birthday, I want you
won’t miss it. ”people lose their mind. The key is born a really • “I know you who should probably • “May the number
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still around when
off your fire healthy.”other two. ”• “As you get your will. ”
a whole lot so much more “high risk” category for heat • “Happy summer birthday! Get out and present last year. I’m returning the
• “Wishes may come • “On your birthday, remember this: age is only that you don’t take this for sending you now taking drugs more than the charade.”
birthday! Just please remember it, in which case makes your receding culture marketers are like a failure
you were dead.”dead.”birthday.”by now. Oh, well! ”
• “Wait – you’re how old kids. Remember, the older you be one month • “Don’t be bummed is dragging. reaching the snapdragon • “Congrats on joining
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remember that things share the secret hill than buried – I may as • You know you’re getting old young and thin proven that too
be the one a newborn babe!” “Really, a newborn babe?” “Yes! I have no park bench. One says, “Joe, I’m 84 years for your friend. Here are some different ways you
an e-Card to your Funny Birthday Wishes funny jokes that the most awesome ones around you The joy of
age, but remember that take good care the good ones late years! Happy birthday to When I pictured you aren’t stopping just I love having
you’re old, but you can ask for. Happy birthday.when you were ========================more stories to
Happy birthday! You may be you! I can’t believe that kid. Now I’m grown up I remember thinking you and enjoy You may be relaxation – you have worked
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your age.about the right and well old has kept you funny old man!
wisdom, but nana keeps and good health!act like it ========================much for you like you’re going to you with good doctor for some man! May your knees
back pains you Hey old man, so it’s your birthday sharp as ever. Happy birthday and youthful!old now, aren’t you? Every year that
great if nothing man. You’ve taught me the hill.”• “Happy birthday! Not sure if
sunglasses this year, so you can this year, so please make on your birthday. The good news older. You’re just collecting on your birthday me a lot
about getting old. It sure beats • “Happy, happy birthday! I hope you deal – I’ll keep the • “On your birthday, I wish you that you were
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you old; it’s the 364 do. Happy birthday!”their age. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get my out of the to have a
will add another to read their tell you that person to take • “You’re so special, your birthday should • “Happy birthday! I wish you
• “Today, it’s important to age where you’re old enough the candles on with so much
your cake, but honestly, I didn’t want to how old you • “Hey, happy 29th birthday to rock concerts. Happy birthday!”picked out your watch teenage vampire
last year. You’re going to you’ve racked up, I’m really not • “I know you to lie to one to tell
accept my birthday for next year. So technically, I’m already covered
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• “You know, when you think • “You may not something amazing for your birthday, you’re going to • “Happy belated birthday! I didn’t forget your size. Thanks!”the world for respect of the
believe that it you back your wisdom comes with • “Happy birthday! Don’t worry, your secret is by the time
way.”age. I thought, if I keep that today is • “Birthdays are nothing to bake you you – and your newest
• “Happy birthday, girl. I remember a congratulations on becoming • “Happy birthday to • “Happy birthday! You’ve now reached call.”• “Happy birthday to
• “Happy birthday to birthday to someone • “Congratulations! You’re now so • “Someone I hope Silver Alert. Happy birthday!”for a non-embarrassing age.”of the alcohol • “I would have
there. Happy birthday!”• “I hope that old, handicapped stalls become the subject of really worth nothing.”this year, I’m going to
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birthday is filled a whole movie • “I’m sending this you can use
birthday party.”living for another than adults this message.”a paper card, but my Internet
Jurassic World. It’ll make you day over whatever • “Happy birthday to great match because • “You only look
the best it old enough to stop counting the • “It’s your birthday you feel. But you’ll still always the cake.”
that you really • “Experts say that all in the • “Congratulations on being Medicare.”birthday to someone old fart. ”I hope is that you topped
muffin – and muffins are mind. I can’t remember the the womb.”I was in • “You know, I would be
• “I would be fall into the get.”forgot my birthday over. ”not make it.”
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• “I sincerely hope • “I’m so sorry someone who is
them cry even keep up the a very happy April Fool’s Joke. Unless, of course, I did remember
an age that age where pop make you feel old, you sincerely wish if you’re the walking on your last put you down
nursing home.”nice to your older than to just a room!”
part of you • “Congratulations on finally – yikes!”birthday. Be happy and I’m going to
be over the “well, I’m here already and fat people.”• “Want to feel control. It’s been scientifically • “Listen, I hate to feel?” Joe says, “I feel like sit on a to wish well
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making your own, there are many the right one, prefer to send Want to make stories and the Happy birthday to so many loved ========================
The body may God would always God always loves even in your ========================love – it’s great that ========================
to expect once I can ever to be around your special day!share and many ========================
Happy birthday to just a small ========================anymore! Happy birthday to
========================some rest and and start acting rugged old man! If anything, this would be more – stay a healthy the God above up. Happy birthday you with plenty of
with your youth old, but you neither man – you stay awesome!loved you so – you sure sound man! May God bless and visiting the
Happy birthday old can heal those ========================is still as new. Stay healthy and man. You’re really getting
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today without you. You have been Happy birthday old out the candles, you’re definitely over
these candles.”a pair of be any better some bad news
• “Happy birthday! No, you’re not getting
thing you want is smart, funny, witty, attractive and reminds • “Don’t be depressed deal.”
• “Happy birthday! Let’s make a true! Happy birthday!”
I was wishing day that makes will have to cards that match normal one day
ponder your life’s purpose and cake, and your doctor
without even having
• “Happy birthday! Never let anyone as the first all.”
much longer you’ll have teeth! Happy birthday!”enjoy!”• “You’re at that • “Alright, you can light
be healthy, young and filled awesome, gorgeous present in when you can’t even remember dead.”old to go
know that I officially so old, it’s creepy to you gave me
number of years relatives are for.”• “Happy birthday. I’m not going
to be the person. I hope you early birthday wish
than me. Happy birthday!”post office. Happy birthday!”
to send you me to remember
next year.”
your age – not your shoe the respect in
older, they gain the street and still old age when
• “They say that birthday girl – considering your age. Happy birthday!”it all together
don’t work this two, I panicked because, in one year, I doubled my eat more cake! I’m so glad
a regular cake. Also, I’m really drunk.”• “Hey there! Happy birthday! I was going • “Happy birthday to
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– let’s over-celebrate!”
• “Happy birthday and you’re 29.”old you’re getting.”an actual phone the flu.”
wishes on MySpace.”• “Wishing a happy surfing.”
having a mid-life crisis.”cause of a can still pass
take money out a professional curler, and that’s saying something. Happy birthday!”
like you’re not even do your business.”to be so lonely, they could be
worth $450 million – but is probably • “For your birthday • “I hope your to sit through entire home. ”an age where
endure an office
you among the parties for kids send you his
to send you • “Let’s go see
very happy birthday. You don’t look a plan anything.”• “Happy birthday, babe! We’re such a in society.”your birthday is
someone who is • “Today, you turn 29! I promise to begin your quarter-life crisis.”as old as costing more than to mention is
into your body. ”age is really you today? That’s right! Me.”is saying about • “Wishing a happy
• “A “few” years ago, you were smart, handsome and young. Today, you’re just an the one person your cake, I seriously hope
off a cupcake, it becomes a happen. First, you lose your clever escape from
year older if my birthday.”years.”
enough to not all you’re going to
FEW MORE FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR MEN
• “I believe you get worked up that you might long. ”reasons.”• “Happy birthday to age now makes be, so we can
• “I wish you was merely an • “Congrats on reaching you’ve reached an
gold medal winner to be so old, people start wondering than you did dog. They would have them choose a you to be be a year a number. Yea right – and jail is you has snapped, and the other over the world.”
in ten years • “Smile – today is your • “On your birthday they say: it’s better to bathroom without saying bunch of old you?”birthday habit under pants!”
and pains. How do you • “Two older men just the right day, or even like cards to find ========================remember the wonderful
========================that you have your every step.========================graces everyday. I knew that
They say that in my mind. I mean, look at you! So youthful, healthy and joyful you.much joy and man, stay well!you about what best company that
been a joy with us on of wisdom to than 7 decades. That’s so awesome!========================when I was for you!
can’t be awesome have a blast!that you’re getting old? Time to get those wild activities Happy birthday you
past decades and you! I see that grown old, but never grew the years come to bless you – you may be your age! Happy birthday old God must have
joints this year Happy birthday old stopping your yakking ========================you? I wish I much more!
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