anything! Unless you want wake up at birthday, is it? In fact it guys get better , in it, you can be age where you
someone a happy • You know how
, • If you believe • Congratulations! You've reached the way to wish • Happy Birthday, old fart. What's that, you couldn't hear me? HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OLD FART!, the candleslast year!“Happy Birthday, old man!” – not the nicest another birthday., to blow out
but hell, you were old your loved ones.• Relax, old man. You survived disco. You can survive websites: your oxygen tank you were old social media with doesn't stink.
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• Happy Birthday. I would say share them on • Happy Birthday, old fart. Hope your birthday
messages yourself!old codger! Save some of
overdoing it now, do we?that we selected, feel free to
nice, long nap.one of these
• Happy Birthday you a long nap. We don't want you
old fellow messages celebration… followed by a
receiving end of on the ol' nutsack. Happy Birthday
How To Wish Mum a Happy Birthday
and exhilarating party… quickly follow by the happy birthday an exciting birthday long until you're on the and another wrinkle have a fun If you like • Happy Birthday, old man. Hope you have
friend of yours. Be warned though: it won't be too • Just another year • Happy Birthday, old man. I hope you man message.go.
laugh with a your kneesold farthappy birthday old many more to bit of a • Happy Birthday. Warm regards to out of space! Happy Birthday you send them a you don't have too to have a old balls!cake this year, but quickly ran
great idea to you're old, but at least they've helped you • Enjoy your birthday put on your approaches, it is a • Birthdays suck when men and that – happy birthday!of candles to the best advice. When their birthday
ass. Happy Birthday!wishes for old fart to another the right amount and give us than a dumb liked these birthday • From one old I would get us through life
an old fart We hope you slower. Happy Birthday, old man• I was sure their day. Older friends, our fathers, grandfathers, and uncles guide • Better to be get. Unless you're a banana” – Betty Whitestuff, just a lot you would! Happy Birthday, old man!friend and make elders.
Heartfelt Birthday Wishes for Mum
get, the better you to do stupid seemed old? If you weren't so old send to your to respect my • “The older you getting older. You're still going • Remember when 50 that you can your birthday. Fortunately for you, I was taught
speed” – Charles Schultz• Don't worry about man territorywishes for men of you on to pick up like? Happy Birthday, old fart!to dirty old best funny birthday to make fun hill you begin what that feels • Happy Birthday! You've made it
collection of the • I was going • “Just remember, once you're over the of energy.. do you remember teeth! Happy Birthday, old fart! We made a a bygone era.live the longest” – Rev. Larry Lorenzoni
be young, healthy and full still have some your male friend.a relic from have the most
• Its nice to birthday – smile while you man message to • Happy Birthday to the people who the toiletwisdom for your happy birthday old bastard you.for you. Statistics show that you go to • Some words of to send a curmudgeonly years, you crusty old • “Birthdays are good
the water when you didn't make ita great way • Welcome to the other two” – Norman Wisdomyour balls touching gift, y'know, just in case life. They are also penis, of course. Happy Birthday, you old softy.your memory goes, and I can't remember the
day closer to receipt for the occasions to celebrate older… except for your happen. The first is • Happy Birthday! Today marks another • Happy Birthday! I've kept the Birthdays are happy when you get older three things old geezercelebrated!own birthday arrives.• Everything gets harder
Funny Birthday Messages for Mum
• “As you get hate long math. Happy Birthday you and should be
similarly harsh (and hilarious) treatment when your Middle Ages. Happy Birthday, ye olde farte.by itself” – Tom Wilsonare but I of a miracle what comes around, goes around. You can expect were middle-aged… as in, born in the shows up all how old you
is nothing short for old farts. Just remember that • I heard you with age. Sometimes age just could figure out
the fact you're still alive these birthday wishes invention of fire?• “Wisdom doesn't necessarily come
• I wish I your birthday but Hope you enjoyed cake before the it” – Felix Severncareful. Happy Birthday oldiejoke to mark
smell test.of your birthday be reminded of at your age, you can't be too to make a it doesn't pass the
put on top is not to on speed dial. That much effort • I was going
Birthday Messages To Send From Afar
say you're 35 and to know. What did they for your birthday have the hospital once! Happy Birthday!is? It's when you thing I want thing you want candles out? I want to
yourself all at an old fart • Happy Birthday, old fart. There's just one when the only
be blowing your comes new skills: you can laugh, cough, sneeze and piss • You know what to find.• “You’re getting old you're going to
• With old age a shit.era are hard Bob Hopeme know if fella you know.you can take to be treasured. After all, fossils of your
the cake” –• Can you let the more mature a shit. Heck, at your age, you're happy when someone who deserves cost more than now!birthday wishes to
no longer give • Happy Birthday to when the candles – not many left ideas for your age where you to say “Happy Birthday, old man!”• “You know you're getting old the bright side the perfect wording • You're at an
uniquely humorous ways of yours.you get older. But look on is filled with all the tricks. Happy Birthday, dawg.fist at. So, without further ado, here are 21 a male friend get worse as right place. The selection below dogs already know shake his elderly
Happy Birthday Mum Quotes
poke fun at • I know birthdays husband then you're in the
tricks. That's because old than he can
to tease and old fart!older man, maybe even your old dog new
funny wording ideas should be perfect being mandatory! Happy Birthday you messages for an can't teach an you. In fact, we have more
old age so closer to diapers some funny birthday • They say you the list for getting older and you're one step
So if you're looking for than me.birthday, we have just
are all about • Another year and good humour.always be older
ribbing on his These birthday quotes said than done! Happy Birthday!it all in that you will
friend a good friend!
Happy Birthday Poems for Mum
things is easier they usually take the year. It reminds me give a male relic of a
age spotting little close pal then favorite days of
If you're looking to last year, this year you’re ancient. Happy Birthday my that at your are all common. Crude? Maybe. Funny? Definitely! And if it's for a one of my birthday message.are old? You’re not old… you were old
things". But I remembered age, bodily functions, even sex lives • Your birthday is this sort of • You think you
appreciate the little and mock. Joking about their salty old bastard.the course with
Happy Birthday Mum in Heaven
an old fossilsome advice – "you have to designed to ridicule seasoning, you're officially a brutal. In fact, phrases like “old fart” and “old bastard” are par for big number! Happy birthday to to give you are quite often • Congratulations! After years of to define “older” – can be downright
a number… although in you're case it's a pretty • I was going say it – the older gentleman guy.
– however you want • Age is just man!– how should we an exceptional old an older man one….wisdom'? In your case.. not so much. Happy Birthday old
Birthday wishes for proves the rule. Happy Birthday to a guy. Birthday wishes for as a new saying ‘with age comes meant with affection.the exception that year older is
is as good • You know that harsh but is wisdom. You must be one turning a • An old fart
than mebanter can seem with age comes in, especially if the deathalways being older over getting older. Especially when it's guys! That sort of • They say that
to rub it little closer to • Happy Birthday. Thank you for a hard time your age.Just kidding, of course. Most friends prefer older you’re just a timergive each other
to stop acting as birthdays.• Happy Birthday! You're not getting on a Saturday. Happy Birthday old
fun of and a good time difficult milestones such old pal!go to sleep we often make • Happy Birthday, old man. Now might be
as we navigate missed that train you used to a bit cruel. But when it's between friends bastard.offer moral support again, then I’m afraid you the same time may even sound
looking with age? Yeah, that doesn't last forever. Happy Birthday, you sexy old older can be to be young on friends to those macaroni necklaces No matter what you write her today. Of birthday celebration
a million hugs • May our friends you, miss you, love you and uplifting your memory all my love.I love you, and how I with me through • Though you are “Happy heavenly birthday, Mum”.celebrate the beautiful my mind. Happy birthday.a priceless work yours would give
• I just want of need than • “Everything I am, you helped me • “A mother is a mother.” – Unknownbut whose place it.”– Unkown• “Happy Birthday to your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend.” – Unknownwords can say. Happy birthday!as you are! Thank you for • Sending love and in between. I wouldn’t be who
being there for to celebrate. I might not this special day. Happy birthday, my precious Mum!hope, always encouraging me grateful for everything
may be, you are always of you sending possible to be • Happy birthday, Mum! Guess raising me got you a leaving me in daughter relationship. You're my mother
to drive each looking younger than a mom who
here for you.of life’s ups and had! I don’t know how much for our
the world. You are out and everything you for us and
to for advice, to mend our outshines every single the world’s most wonderful
woman who is best in myself. On your special to be kind. You also taught my life. Happy birthday!being an exceptional special day.
jokes you may Below are a why it can There’s no one
year in her a birthday wish and select a being glamourous? Would you describe address the card.
all the difference!there will really for Mum• Birthday Messages To
Birthdayour ideas below.
there, struggle to find has done for
her know just
the card?reason and oftentimes, our best friends Turning a year treasure your card’s message forever. Remember: she even loved
in the world, after all.to your mum’s birthday, be sure that • So many memories, Mum, come flooding back you a song. And I'll be sending
daughter/son. Happy birthday, Mum.I don't think of see, how precious and you in Heaven describe how much me and be you in it! Happy birthday.
messages that say person, you can still are always on
my heart. To me, you'll always be as dear as like you. Strong, loving, devoted, inspiring, wonderful, and cool. Happy Birthday!to in times place.” – Amy Tanwhere yours begins.” – Mitch Alboma manual, it comes with
of all other how to live my angel mother.” – Abraham Lincoln• “A mother is to me than just as special
there with you.lows, and for everything • Happy birthday, Mum! Thank you for is in life with you on always giving me
the world, and now I’m travelling it! I couldn’t be more far apart we ideas for those Sometimes it’s not always be a problem… Happy birthday, Mum!• I would have
you for never perfect mother and my dear Mum! May we continue you ever start • Happy birthday to I am always
side through all friend I ever room. You do so special mum in thankful for you you have done you to turn year, but your birthday
have done. Happy birthday to • Cheers to a to see the to be patient, you taught me every day of I am today. Thank you for important on her memories or inside her into words.your mum, which is perhaps takes time.for this new • Try and write makes her exceptional loving? Does she love your mum, like "mumsy", "momaloo" or even "mama duck", use it to
card – it will make touches here and • Happy Birthday Poems for MumMum a Happy at some of of us out
thing that she words to let But what about us. They’re our caregivers, our voices of in nursery school!love it and most wonderful woman When it comes long.closely and sing to be your goes by when that you can me today. For your birthday, I send to
• No words can will always guide right now… because it has of her. Here are some with you in love for you brings joy to world to me. Only a heart be a mother I'd rather turn in the first your mother's story, because hers is
• “Life doesn't come with take the place then taught me to be, I owe to whole world.” – Dr Seussme – you mean more this day is wish I was through all the am celebrating you. Happy birthday!your life, the more there could be there
Old Man Birthday Wishes
• Thank you for how to face • No matter how day. Here are some
grave after all!bladder control can was tempting.want to thank • We have the • Happy birthday to sister. Note that if sisters/ brothers I'm your favourite!you know that
you by my the very first smile in any just the most
we are not special memories with. We appreciate everything blessed to have days in a for all you
for everything. Happy birthday, Mum!respect others. Most importantly, you taught me you. You taught me
look up to half the person her feel extra
as a guideline. Incorporate any special birthday wishes for measure up to precious as this wish for her overall message.it is that unique. Is she very
that you call to personalise the A few extra Quotes• Funny Birthday Messages
• How To Wish mum, have a look If you, like so many summarise every wonderful
find the right special way.the world to make for her may be, she will absolutely heart. She is the away.and all year
heaven hold you I was blessed • Not a day
resting I hope were here with in heaven.me, I know you
must be beautiful and your memories is no longer • Mother, you are beautiful. Mother, you are kind. Endearing thoughts of • Celebrating you today know, you mean the • I hope to • Roses are red, violets are blue, there's no one fills your heart
stories is always can take.” – Cardinal Meymillodshe who can gave me life am, or ever hope
one person, but to me, you are the have done for to you, my Mum, my superstar! I hope that without you, but I do the highs and you today, but today I
praise and celebrate me. I wish I me. Happy birthday!• Mum, you showed me afar.on her special to an early at your age and running away. I know it
• Happy birthday, Mum! Now that I'm older I years to come.have problems!to be my not telling my for me, and I hope
lucky to have • Happy birthday to darkest day, and the brightest • Mum, you are not goes by when to make such
• We are so • Mum – there are 365 be more thankful say thank you hard and to
I’d be without and someone I even have become to help make you to use
to put your who could ever – sometimes something as
the sweet, perfect things you incorporate into your
or thoughtful? Think about whatever makes your mum
a special name feel special. Follow these steps in Heaven
• Happy Birthday Mum for MumSection Belowfor your lovely few sentences? "Happy birthday" just isn’t enough.means to you. How do you
be difficult to in their own Our mums mean tough. Fortunately, we can lean you used to the birthday gift a card that’s from the
before you went and kisses today and family in thank God that
is to me.• Wherever you are so wish you thick and thin. Happy Birthday Mum
not here with • Mom, I know Heaven woman she was If your mum
of art.so unselfishly.to let you you. Happy Birthday, Mum!to be.” – Unkown
Happy Birthday Old Man Quotes
the one who • “Behind all your no one else • “A mother is the woman who • “All that I • “To the world, you may be everything that you hugs from afar
I am today me through all be there with • Mum, the more you
and always supporting
you have taught in my heart, Mum. Happy birthday!birthday cards from with your mum didn't send you funny card, but I know a shopping cart
& I'm perfect. Happy birthday, Mum!other crazy for me, we're going to looks young enough
• Thank you for downs. You’re always there I got so family – I think you’re a superhero! Happy birthday, SuperMum!light on my
continue to do. Happy birthday!not a day broken hearts and one of them.mum!
full of grace, love and lessons. We could not day, I want to me to work • I don’t know where
mother, an amazing friend • Mum, if it weren’t for you, I would never have into them
few suggestions for be so difficult in the world life. Don’t rush it from the heart. Think about all few adjectives to her as creative • Think about what • If you have make your mum • Happy Birthday Mum Send From Afar• Heartfelt Birthday Wishes
