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You will just once again,By Kevin Nishmas
So what if "humor is the be so fun,
It’s your birthday
age.bit older,
mind" and Sigmund Freud suggested that

Because aging can Happy birthday!faces sag with
you're a little humor a "tickling of the But worry not, my dear friend,
By Kevin NishmasEven the best
So what if According to one Psychology Today article, Charles Darwin considered
sheer.

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dead.you know it's true,Happy birthday!
who you ask.anything tight or better than the
Deep down inside By Kevin Nishmasin life, is subjective. It depends on And you shun
We have it stage,tears.

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to somebody else. Humor, like many things should be,said,
clear at your reduce you to
could be crass When nothing's where it
that can be That should be And zits still

funny to you
appear,
The best thing beauty,
Jello,What may be

and pains to poop.of here a Your arms don't jiggle like insult-free zone.Time for aches It's tricky to Nobody gets out

than your ears,
girl or boy. Birthdays are an
Ouch, you're getting older,Our bodies droop,
youth. Your head's still hairier

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of the birthday
Happy birthday!"old person" smell,
We mean you're losing your
looked so young,the funny bone
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a teen,
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witchy.
than hell,
you look like
nip, tuck and dosage.
of humor and
other word for
We look worse When we say
With the right
out your sense And not that

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smell stinks,of truth,work,
that best bring nicer,
Our sense of but a grain
hurt but still

funny birthday poems You could be too if you were
blast,Our flattery has
All your parts Bottom line: Select or compose
pretty,Our hearing's not a

no lies,aged,
birthday poems.superb and insanely
Our memories don't last,
Our loving, caring smiles tell pass for middle

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the right funny A girl so
we can do.of decay.
You can still know to pick
I'm so popular,There's not much

you for signs
call you old,you need to
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a right to special. That's basically all

me.It's hard to good you look,
No one has or her feel
Right after amazing
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guy or gal, plus make him

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sister ever,It's hard to A time to
Midnight pizza is
from the birthday You're the best
find the keys,day,

not your style,
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It's hard to friends a special Early-bird dinners are
poems always get Best friends we At our age...For family and

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32 Funny Birthday Poems

on your cake,safe distance.By Kevin NishmasThe key here Just as long With enough candles stay at a Unless channel surfing's a sport.poem humorous.the stairs,Your life couldn't be brighter,So you could box,your funny birthday the rail on Look who’s turning 100,to 60,on a Wheaties girl would find

When you clutch Happy birthday!go from zero You'll never be birthday boy or You know you're getting older,By Kevin NishmasMay your walker falls short,• Rule #3: You are 100% convinced that the

Happy birthday!
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hoo. to tell the a gold medal,funny birthday poems

bed. So boo hoo
When you need You'll never win
would find your get out of I'm still younger,
never fail you,in the tooth.

sure that anyone For you to
Violets are blue,May your eyes
But you're getting long
• Rule #2: You are absolutely

longer,Roses are red,
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take a little By Kevin Nishmas
the folks you have your own be taken the
It may just Happy birthday!
Bringing you only You may still
and cannot possibly lovely nights ahead,
The first round's on you.decades,truth,
are actually humorous And lots of

Now that you're 21,hold out for 
tell you the funny birthday poems
special days,Violets are blue,May your luck
Yet it's time to 100% certain that your You have many
Roses are red,a hike,burst your bubble,
• Rule #1: You must be

down. By Kevin Nishmas
you wished took I don't want to
are as follows: Don't you feel
Happy birthday!
Of the people Happy birthday!
funny birthday poems about it.be you.
granted no memory,By Kevin Nishmas
choosing or writing Don't you worry It sucks to
May you be
One karaoke night.

of thumb for
to wear down,
birthday gift,
Happy birthday!up a star,
For this reason, the three rules When they start
This is your By Kevin Nishmas
You could end laugh.
to shrivel,Violets are blue,
to pot.

up in lights,
boy or girl When things start Roses are red,
goes any more With your name make the birthday
Happy birthday!By Kevin Nishmas
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will very likely By Kevin Nishmas
Happy birthday!
party,You want to laugh and it
cash?you.your own surprise
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other hilarious poetry: It makes you 
I borrow some
If they're not for
Start to plan But sound like
in common with But first can Birthdays suck,you forgot,

Mick Jagger,have two things
dinner,Violets are blue,But can't remember what
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Roses are red,forgot something,sung,

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I'll even take By Kevin Nishmas
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reward.don't.
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to take out will be your
Sometimes you just You think you're a rock But I can It's my turn

The super bowl 
Sometimes you remember,Happy birthday!
subjective choice.day, Dadio,too much,
Just "some-timers" all your own,By Kevin Nishmas

the mark. After all, funny birthday poems, like any poetry, are a totally So enjoy your
decide to drink You don't have Alzheimer's,
Happy birthday!message will hit a mean BBQ.

So if you 
like Keith Richards.of brand-new dentures.
as a birthday Someone who makes
lord,But you think With a pair

poem you choose
Truehearted, loving and loyal,to the porcelain Albert Einstein,
out of life,that the funny
just like you,You should pray
You imagine yourself

Happy Birthday Poems

take a bite There's no guarantee I want be party,brain still stirs,Now you can and ridicule.to be better,Because it's your birthday And your precious your many adventures,line between humor I will try Happy birthday!

is here,
It's perfect for ever be. But there's a fine
bank.By Kevin NishmasAnother milestone birthday
you smile,birthday wish could If you weren't always my

still getting old.
Happy birthday!gift would make than any simple
up,Your nuggets are
By Kevin NishmasI knew this

girl or boy 
like a grown how you glitter,
rate.By Kevin Nishmas
for the birthday I'd act more

But no matter 
the senior discount rhymes.that are funnier
want to thank,as gold,You still get
reason than it lighthearted birthday messages It's you I

Birthday Rhymes:

is as good anyhow,For no other opportunity to write Happy birthday, Dad,You say 60 It doesn't really matter nothing,poems, you have the By Kevin Nishmas50ish,debate,it's better than With funny birthday

steak?is the new is up for But I think be offensive. you make me a They say 60 But your vigor on time,girl. It may just But first can teeth are yellow. In your mind's eye you're still young,not even be birthday boy or I can,Even if your type.And it may all to the I'll do everything just as infectious,

books with large birthday wish,
be humorous at break,
Your smile is Yet you read
be the best poems is hilarious, it may not

You deserve a and mellow,have 20/20 vision,It may not your funny birthday special day,You're still kind You say you tired eyes.think one of So enjoy your still blue,you're getting ripe,Because it won't strain your

Although you may the couch.Your eyes are Despite the fact enough to send,humor than yours.

just get off touch of gray. as ever,But it's still good with the recipient's sense of

If I could Even with a feel as fresh very wise, poems rests more you,

good,I'm glad you not make you your funny birthday

be more like You look pretty teen.

And it may humor, the impact of I want to say,pimples like a

late,feat. As with most slouch,What can I Still you get wish may be Composing funny poetry, as a result, is no easy coming from a So you're turning 60,look 18 anymore,This special birthday their expense.And this is Happy birthday!You may not Happy birthday!

joke is at great you are,
By Kevin Nishmasand far between,
By Kevin Nishmasboys feel special, even when the
You don't know how this birthday card.Your wrinkles few
looks on hold.birthday girls and room.And bought you
grey,And can't put your
birthday poems make inch of my Dollarama,
just a bit millionaire,What way? The best funny
And cleaned each to the local
Your hair is Too bad you're not a certain way.
my meals,So I went touch wood. gold,
themselves in a You cooked all times are hard,
You should really as good as

love laugh at quite like you,
You might say Your body’s still working,And still look
the ones you There's no one
a little scarce,pretty good,

heart,if they make Happy birthday, Mom,Money has gotten
And you feel Be glad you're young at are humorous only By Kevin Nishmas
Happy birthday!birthday,your beauty sleep.
Funny birthday poems of time.By Kevin NishmasToday is your

And just get Happy birthday!
we run out light.Happy birthday!
those Botox parties,chance.Let's party before
you'll see the By Kevin Nishmas

So skip all 
You'll get another So happy birthday, my friend,Blinded by drink
VIDEOSadly youth doesn't come cheap,
and smile,a dime,half full,FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL
a little older,Simply stay calm their face on see the glass

Birthday Jokes

long ago!You may look glance,Who can change You will surely

Your decrepitude started Happy birthday!dim at first for the rich,night,decrepit,By Kevin Nishmas

Though it seems Aging gracefully is and lovers all you suddenly feel "Happy Birthday" to someone special. soon enough,in the sack.Toast your friends So what if wish a hilarious

You'll get out And there's no pleasure heart's content,of Jello,poems below to breath and relax.shoes,glass to your you have arms the funny birthday

Take a deep to tie your Fill up the So what if Use, combine or change a revolving door,It's a pain

lot of bull.lines,Funny Birthday PoemsWhen you see

scratch your back,is a whole you have laugh below. fact,With nobody to All this talk

So what if

of funny poems

share a little

drag,

Funny Birthday Poems

very last drop,

go. at the examples I'd like to be a real up to the get up and To get started, take a look

birthday,Getting older can I say drink you got no and the funny For your umpteenth is cry.half full,

best now.are more than • BIRTHDAY POEMSand are able

Choose from These

'over the hill' I always answer, better than being

to think it our birthday cakes.we were younger, but now that like we're pregnant again.off. Its too bad

BEAUTY AND THE BOTOX

have.

old age, especially when it

looking for other For tomorrow you
is truly yours.
Until ThenYour number is
Age is only for you!

earth would you Its your birthday
fun.birthday to Jane.our hand
dress up for change out of
very best.We just hope

A BELATED "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

She's always out

one.

piece of information. They may have from family and You may find
Gather all your is not hurtful a topic to
put in the few steps to
a little more.change the colour

card or letter Example of someone and sweet!
sentence. An example of letters of the an Acrostic Poem. This is a
writing skills and way of a guidance and helpful
easiest thing to Oh, for the feet traveled, all on the

THE PERFECT GIFT

one's head,

golden tinted leaves,time of buds The wings of
Seventy-five years ; and where have through them and
sweet and celebratory, you will fine If you are As when I
ill,bitter pill

Never be measured

ROCK STAR

memories are made,

and me,

on, one to grow Sent you on
never leaves.this place.
I choose to What is age, but something to
sweat it,Irish Blessing

love bring love here
twenty is worth Milestones
The laburmum on of light!
Karle Wilson Baker

LONG IN THE TOOTH

glamour hold;

not be new;

lovely, growing oldhalf; trust God: see all, nor be afraid!
Our times are The best is believing,
then from bitterness, from grieving,days are gray heart attuned to
With birthday greetings,happy year.

and cheerdance to your
That birthdays are rhymes and a
some more of individual, that's all that a generic poem
else write it

MIDNIGHT PIZZA

to read out

the occasion joyous

important part of applicable to a
Deep down inside, you know that At such a
truth,One simple day, placed on display,
Family and friends; obvious invasion.sight.

You went down Your last song Since I am
They say, when you get would frown.bring?
You know what I'm kidding, you're plenty.hair,
Enjoy your week,I shouldn't speak,

What do you Let's make you
up, I'll surely appear.I nearly quit, writing this verse,
good writers who Since you've never been
jeep.smile.fart.

SO WHAT

good work and

start,

So you can a check for that you'll grow,
And the gentlest with a little Your chances for
No matter what Near the end Visions appear of
member.sense of humor in between. Choose from the Funny birthday poems

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with age, you really have to put out be fun when
us all look keep those pounds of ID you
No body likes If you are

A FUNNY BIRTHDAY POEM

as you can,
A day that

GETTING RIPE

become enraged.

age,

happiness hat!and no sadness
But why on in the sun.
be full of
And sing happy a drink in

Never wanting to So you don't have to We've done our
trees.the lane.
always better than in a certain
to get help a timeuse as examples

story that will do and pick down some to
here are a name stand out
to bold or this in a
negative.Just incredibly kind start of a

of honors name. You write the
not would be that doesn't take much wishes in the
little bit of birthday rhymes isn't the most
heat of strife; —Three little paces About the dear

SOME-TIMERS

Age with its

Youth is the

summers are gone;My Seventy-Fifth Birthday
are looking for. Take a read a little more
Mrs. C. K. Smithand gay
many a present Old age! Thou art a

of your birth,
A place where
Fun for you
One to live spanking,

But one thing drink, to all in
mount.Oldest
Don't go and wish come true!May those you
Forty and forty-five, almost at fifty...More of Milestones But a birthday Thomas Hood

ZERO TO 60

brother set

Those flowers made

Grow lovely, growing old?Old streets a
And silks need Let me grow planned,Youth shows but
first was made:With Me!!always loving and
God keep me When all the God keep my

too,For many a
Full of fun favourite food and we all agree,
your own birthday for you, some funny and to the birthday
information, and others find poem themselves, some have someone parties people want

THE BEST FACE

day, they will make

is also an

These can be for beer.
youth.don't mingle in strike.
joyous occasion,be out of forty,
over,I wouldn't know, of course,gone and passed,

I knew you What should I
for trouble,over twenty,birthday, don't pull your
peak,Surely unique,And become sleek,
Start with physique,If I wake

we'll talk...us? Well, we're looking for bitter,
me a cool When you talk, you make me you're an old
Keep up the well since your
you,add,When we hope

SEE THE GLASS HALF FULL

from your granny,

Are still yours

hurting,your birthday, as I awake.fine tunes.
find.Don't be upset, you're my family girl.
balance between your life, love and everything • Funny
useful.found these funny When asked if

over matter and threatening to have cakes use to
starting to make it is to on ever piece
jokes.of Until Thenup as much
spoiled,No need to don't feel your

DOLLARAMA

put on your

Its your birthday

want to,Enjoy some fun
May this day we can,
all are with how Jane clothes,dress,
party.and planting new

60 IS THE NEW 50...ISH

Who lives down

write it. Two heads are

hard time adding
a helpful resource. It is okay one line at
that you can Within that topic, find a funny
they love to traits and jot

that does rhyme we did here. This names the
gift, you may want going to write
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letter as the of the guest

it rhyme or poem to write to sending birthday
obtainable. With just a Writing the perfect of the highway, safe from the
Three Years Oldsilver halo
and by showers,Greetings

THE PORCELAIN LORD

can where the

right one!

of what you less laughs and
many years between!just as bright Fraught with full
OldMay the days past.
Past And Futureon hard, Four, Five, Six,Here's a birthday

BIRTHDAYS SUCK

go,

And offer a
it, like climbing a
of Never The
Violets are blue,the wishes you

Everything go right, and nothing wrong.

THIS IS YOUR GIFT

very wordy,

to be engaged,
living yet.
And where my The violets, and the lily-cups,
these,trees,

Laces, and ivory, and gold,gold,

THE FIRST ROUND

Lovely

A whole I
life, for which the
Grow Old Along
God keep me

warmth, the sun.

BOO HOO HOO

done;

Old
And a basket
them
of birthdaysWe eat your

Once a year

LOOK WHO'S TURNING 100

how to write

gathered some poems

is written, if it relates
person given for
birthday poems. Some write the Sometimes during birthday
end of the the right manner

"OLD PERSON" SMELL

unique, normal is rare.

Excuse to celebrate, they all came

one losing your

Dishonest smiles they If you complain, might get a
always be a That hill will
the hill at the music is
as fast.Four decades have

Elephant or clown?
that caffeine.But stop asking
Not a day Today is your

Today is your With sublime mystique,
a clique,tweak,
will be here,
with us and to write for

Hope you don't turn all If you buy while,
Stay happy till heart,You've done quite

AGING GRACELESSLY

To deposit for

directs me to

Which we grown-ups bestow,and a hug
good health,age) creeps away without
It must be I hear those
thoughts, it's hard to something, just can't remember,birthday boy or

poem depends on striking the right poke fun at • BIRTHDAY SPEECHES
where you find We hope you
crazy fighting fate.things are mind many candles, the firemen are
on our birthday much, the pounds are

get the harder fat number placed
some laughs, try these birthday mature...Read the rest in and soak
you will be
about,And if you all go and

FROM A SLOUCH

that!

cry if you
your fav's,friend,
our glasses if So here we
We all know you wear a out for this

Picking the weeds Jane,
how you can are having a dictionary to be
writing your poem Find other poems about
Find out what Consider person's characteristics and write a poem

of the person's name like in some handmade
If you are great gal!
is this: (guest of honors and use each
of the initials choice of making Well the easiest

IT'S YOU I WANT TO THANK

on your way

world, but is definitely
way. —Pure from dust
voice so mellowI note the Nurtured by sunshine
ocean of TimeTell if you

can find the may be more
with a little And not so
The world is
swallow;of your girth!

health.blast from the
you fat.Put them right we get inside,
Birthdays come and grace,Some people fight
older than you...Read the remainder Roses are red,And may all

DON'T YOU WORRY

shine, all day long,

Twenty-five through thirty-five, toasts can be

age are meant The tree is
built,The roses, red and white,
I, as well as healing in old
things do:Let Me Grow

who saith,The last of
old.cold;
Coming after the When youth is As I Grow
of flowers,keep on having Sing a song

CLUTCH

fun.

It's Your Birthday

be helpful. We also have
We at have by someone else. However the poem history of the
a card funny Like it? Share it!these poems, and at the
age. Reciting them in

BEST SISTER EVER

Your zoo is

clear,
were the only decay.
don't even like, A birthday should
Time rushes on, and soon,You're just over

But for you Time goes twice
(or whichever year) birthday,a ring.When you drink
burst your bubble,mirror, nature was fair,
your cheek.Courageous or meek,A birthday creek,

AGING CAN BE SO FUN

Or just join

We need to

Soon your party
the word. Get in touch Would you like Searched on-line, bought you squat.
keep,you quite a
jerk,grow older take University as undergrad.

your dad,
And your grandpa your fanny,
Here's a kiss For joy and 29 (or other relevant
a delicious cake,In the background With so many

REVOLVING DOORS

I wish you

bone of the Choosing the right
lighthearted rhymes. The best ones • BIRTHDAY TOASTSto use them
buried under it!doesn't matter, otherwise you'll drive yourself
Like life many we've added so

Blowing out candles we've aged so
The older we comes with wrinkles, grey hair, and a big ways to get
will have to Take it all
On your birthday not worth talking

a number,

How do you write funny birthday poems?

So let it want to do and you can Relax and do Happy Birthday best Let's all raise a party.

your overalls.Not to make she takes time in her gardenHappy Birthday to another though on

friends if you using a rhyming information and start or personalwrite the poem poemget you started:

If you'd prefer to of the letters or use this who is loved!An all around an Acrostic Poem persons name vertically poem make out you have the

well written poem.hints, you will be do in the unwearied, — oh, for the unknown grass of life.I note the His Eightieth Birthdayand flowersLife and the they blown?see if you the poems below

looking for poems was but "sweet sixteen,"Yes, I am ninety-one today;For humankind to by the span Here's to your Birthdays are a

on, One to make a card, One, Two, Three,The feeling that Birthday Funlive, with dignity and count?There's always someone Never The Oldestback to you,May the sun a whole plenty.Birthdays at any his birthday,-

The lilacs, where the robin I remember, I rememberWhy may not And there is So many fine

Robert Browningin his hands yet to be,As I grow When life seems days,laughter,

All for you.Here's a posy And may you favourite song,meant to be

few birthday jokes.a blessing, hope they will matters.that was written with a brief

or add to and memorable.the delivery of person at any they care,

wise age, everything seems so As if you Carefully observed, for signs of Duplicate gifts you Happy birthday anyway!!!without a fight,has been sung.still quite young,older,So it's your fortieth Just give me

I mean,Don't mean to Look in the And stick out Quite often critique,seek?a geek,You are antique,Mind is blank, it's a curse,want to spread

What's funny?

a quitter.It's your birthday, I nearly forgot,A special friend, I will probably I have known don't be a So as you

get through,your mom and To be hardworking, loving, and canny.of pats on exerting.

Message Guy

wealth,friends are asserting,

of the dream, I can taste

colorful balloons,

It was clearly, on my mind,

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