Funny Phone Greetings

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“What the hell do you want?”

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“GRANDPA! YOU ARE ALIVE!”

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The number you have dialed is powered off

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Scream like a Madman, then answers: “sorry for the interruption.”

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“Phone tag, you’re it.”

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“HELLO, OH No, the voices are back again!”

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“You are gonna be my new phone buddy.”

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“Sorry she is dead, can I have her call you back?

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Say “Hello kiddies” in a wicked way

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BURP!

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Act like its a fish market

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Laugh like crazy- no 1 Funny way to answer the phone!

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“It’s rain-man speaking.”

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Act you work at the children’s hospital

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Be a survivor of World War 2

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Start with Tuneful Rhyming

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Call from the Zoo

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How Do You Answer Unknown Calls?

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Should I Respond To A Wrong Number Text?

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How Do You Start A Phone Conversation?

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How Do I Stop Unknown Calls?

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Oh! I missed this voice.

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Haha, you sound funny.

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Who’s there?

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Alien talking.

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Hello, you got any idea whom you called to?

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Did you get anything to talk about? Please say it quickly.

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Hey, this is ____, you got stuff to talk about?

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Hi, you were calling?

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Hello bud, long time no see

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Hey, you rang?

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Finally, we are talking.

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Funny phone answering greetings.

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Hey, buster.

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Damn! It’s you.

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Do I know you?

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Hey nigga, what’s up?

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Hi there, this is _____, how can I help you?

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May I help you, sir?

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Hello sir, _____ speaking.

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How may I assist you, sir?

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To whom should I forward your call?

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Creative ways to answer the phone at work.

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How can I help you?

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What can I do for you?

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Good afternoon sir.

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Do you have any messages?

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Kindly wait for the vacancy to open.

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Thank you for calling here, how can I serve you?

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